banther

An example of banter only with a list of it. Used to make fun of people's stupidity.

Aaron's friends banthered him so much he dropped out of highschool.

by Deeez 492849593 September 15, 2016

Barehanded Meat Grab

When a man grabs another mans penis without a glove or mesh knight hand cover.

My friend called this guy a faggot. The guy replied with,"If im a faggot then pull out your cock and I will grab it." So he pulls out his cock and the guy gives him a barehanded meat grab.

by Mandiggler November 13, 2009

barham shit

the smallest and most complete shit in the world!

my apprentice is so great to work with, little bugger tho! hes a real barham shit.

by richard barham May 13, 2006

Balthazar

To be the absolute ballsest person on the planet. there is no hope for you once you have reached balthazar status. you may as well end your life because there's no hope. it's like you are slapped in the face by balls on a daily basis.

'Please study for your exams, I can't have you becoming a balthazar like your father.'

'Why did you cock slap me?'
'Cause youre a balthazar..'

'I just fell down the stairs carrying my baby sister and hot coffee.'
'wow........balthazar life'

by drizzydrake June 30, 2009

bartholin gland

This is a small gland about the size of a kidney bean that sits above the vulva just before the vagina. It is responsible for producing vaginal fluids so that sexual intercourse is smooth and lubricated. Older women often have a faulty bartholins gland, hence they suffer from a dry vagina. The odour of the lubricating juice from the bartholins gland is often dependent on the womans diet, but in younger women the odour could be described as slightly fishy. Red Heads bartholin gland secretions are particularly pungent and cunnilingus is a very tasty affair with Red Heads.

Sandra my girlfriend was a Red Head and her bartholin gland always produced plenty of vaginal juice for my enjoyment during cunnilingus. So pungent was her odour that I used brown bread to mop up her juices and I snacked upon her secretions with relish.

by clinton sounds April 13, 2005

bartho

Extremely powerful

Don't mess with the Bartho family, they're extremely powerful.

by JABRBEBA September 28, 2017

Cletus Bartholomew

Cletus Bartholomew is one of the many Cletus variants. He is second best below Cletus Kasady. He is thoughtful and diligent and loves being goofy. If you go outside on a full moon at 3:33 am and shout “Cletus” he will appear floating down from the sky and will land in front of you. He grants you one wish before dancing away, bare foot. He is one of the more kind Cletus’ and will always look out for you.

“Praise Cletus Bartholomew”

by CletusAndrewWolseyPJ January 19, 2022