assneck

the pubic-like hair which grows below your hair line on the back of your neck.

Your ass neck is looking rather scruffy today.

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

asserole

A big crap or load of diarrhea. Mainly occurs soon after eating a big meal and may contain strange combinations of identifiable chunks of food as is with a casserole. Props to Lumpy.

Man, after eating that #1 from Burrito King, I gotta go make an asserole.

by E-cubed December 25, 2008

HALF-ASSER

Someone who tells you half of the truth

When your man or woman leaves out an important detail in a certain situation hince a half-asser

by applebtm July 14, 2009

assnecks

When a woman's breasts (see titties) are so big that they form a cleavage line, or ass crack, all the way up to her neck

Damn, Dolly's rubbernecks are so big that she has an assneck!

by lou-man October 3, 2003

Asserole

What you call a casserole after you ass has been on it.

why does that casserole have an indent in it?

haha, dude that's no casserole... that's an asserole.

by apersonnotarobot July 23, 2009

assneck

1. circumstances or the act of being lame.

2. a person whos is stupid or moronoic.

"sorry I got disconnected, my phone service is assneck"

"did you see when he said there was 'weapons of mass destruction' even though there wasn't any? what an assneck."

by D to the Izz O June 21, 2006

Assperger's

An unusual obsession with buttocks, and especially a tendency to visually fixate upon buttocks when out in public, or in other social situations.

"That's the 15th woman today you've stared at too long because she had a nice can, Josh! You're more than just an assman, you've got Assperger's!"

by palabrajot August 19, 2011