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Abortion Drop

A super heavy drop in an electronic song – typically Dubstep – characterized by bass so powerful it could abort a baby.
Holy shit, dude! I need to get Irene to hospital! That abortion drop was so intense it broke her water and killed our unborn child!
by Rapetasticman October 20, 2010
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American Abortion

When a pregnant woman lies down and a man does a canon ball on her stomach thus causing the baby to shoot out like the rocket.
1.My wife couldn't get a normal abortion so I gave her an american one while she was sleeping.

2.I didn't want a second kid so I gave my wife an american abortion while she was asleep.
by ObamaNeedsToBeHungAndShot December 28, 2008
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abort a turd

The act of expelling a shit early, before it is naturally ready to be given birth to. Such an act results in excrutiating pain and usually an increase in blood pressure, rather than the euphoric sensation experienced when dropping a turd as nature planned.
Christ on a bike, that curry last night was so hot I had to abort a turd, it absolutely killed!
by Nigel Fleming July 9, 2006
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Alborz

Yo that kid is so Alborz. I wanna goo over there and fuck him.
by azfi April 29, 2011
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aborted sneeze

When you feel like you are about to sneeze, but the urge disappears when you are already halfway into it. These types of sneezes are not as satisfying as regular sneezes, and often result in embarrassment and/or receipt of the "wtf" look.
I was in class when I made an aborted sneeze. I had tried to hold it back, but it came out anyway. Rather than sounding like "ACHOO", it sounded more like "ACHoasdfgh". After it happened, I just sat there and hung my head in shame.
by i.have.no.name. December 31, 2009
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mind abortion

When you become so bored that you lose your senses and feel like your mind has been ejected from your skull with a vaccuum hose.
Playing endurance mode on Gran Turismo can induce many a mind abortion.
by Dan Devine March 3, 2005
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tennesee abortion

the process of giving birth directly into a bears mouth
Stacy could not afford to raise a child so instead she had a tennesee abortion
by meAty chuds October 6, 2007
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