Alcohol Poisoning 

A serious medical condition which presents itself after a person drinks too much, should not be taken lightly and should instead be taken directly to the emergency room, drunk is different than alcohol posing the way to recognize the difference is one is coherent and the other is not, if someone has alcohol poisoning it is important to make sure they don’t stop breathing and that they don’t choke on their own vomit

Girl: I think he has alcohol poisoning

Boy: He’s just drunk he’ll be fine

*12 hours later*

Girl: He isn’t breathing and he’s cold I fucking told you he had alcohol poisoning don’t just stand there call 911

Alcohol Poisoning by GayCloud June 24, 2018

smoking alcohol 

The epitome of awesome. A must try for anyone who can breathe air in.

Proceding the events after smoking alcohol: Woah man, you smoked some Bud?! ... ya bud

smoking alcohol by Smokey McSmokertonbud October 16, 2013

drugs and alcohol 

clothes and pants

people and women

sports and football

colors and red

politicians and Barack Obama

numbers and 6

letters and A

food and pizza

facial hair and beards

cities and Detroit

animals and lizards

plants and ferns

countries and China

Why do people say "drugs and alcohol?"

drugs and alcohol by lizardwizard October 1, 2012

alcohol 

A substance that can make a white person dance!

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink to much of it, it's likely tequilya.

alcohol by bruhh I dunno April 6, 2015

Alcohol 

A class of chemical compounds having the formula ROH, where R represents an alkyl group and -OH a hydroxyl group. Most commonly refers to ethanol, the drinking alcohol, which people use to party. Also can refer to 2-methyl-2-butanol, another type of alcohol you can drink but without the hangover ethanol gives you. Isopropyl alcohol(isopropanol) can be used as a disinfectant. Methanol is toxic but is useful as windshield washer fluid.

I drank drinking alcohol (ethanol). Woo hoo!

Alcohol by HawaiianPunch1 July 4, 2021

alcoholism 

drinking like you're in college when you're no longer actually in college.

It was normal for Joe to drink this much in college, but now he just has alcoholism

alcoholism by katiemac604 February 7, 2010

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome is the "scientificated" term for a phenominon usually referred to as the "beer shit."

A Beer Shit is the unique bowel movement one experiences after a night of heavy drinking.

This term is cheeky because it sounds sort of like "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome" which is a tragic condition indicative of a pregnant mother's consumption of alcohol during pregnancy.

Hey Jen, Ann...I'd stay out of the bathroom last night. We drank a case of High Life Light and I have the world's worst case of Fecal Alcohol Syndrome.

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome by Hanalee March 8, 2006