alabama flashbang

When you're banging a member of your family from behind and at a random moment you clap their ears. As they're laying on the floor in pain you pull out a life alert necklace, hit the button, and bail.

Bro, my second cousin was over for Thanksgiving...she's so hot I had to try to smash. After a few minutes it felt weird to be banging my cousin so I hit her with the Alabama Flashbang and told my family I had to leave for work.

by Guido and The Guy December 11, 2020

Alabama brown bomber

Get a really fat guy or girl to take laxatives, get him or her to shit all down a slide, get a girl down at the bottom with her legs spread then you proceed to slide down at full speed, right into her vagina, shit will have flown everywhere your both covered and best of all you get to nut in your little jezebel

Aye Michael Let’s go to the blind elementary school and do the Alabama brown bomber with Stacy

by Saundersakike January 4, 2021

Alabama Gun Hole

The act of inserting gun powder in your dick hole before nutting in a girls mouth.

“I thought he shot me, but it just turned out to be his ooey-gooey Alabama Gun Hole surprise.”

by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021

Alabama mountain

When you stack 3 or more cousins make or female and penetrate then sequentially from lowest to highest

Me and Clem climbed the Alabama mountain last night

by Kirstc3 October 1, 2021

Agata

Most kind hearted and sweet person you’ll ever meet with the most amazing personality ever, funny, clever, caring and everything you could ever want from someone. I’m proud to know and have my Agata and I will love her forever.

Person 1: who’s that really hot girl?

Me: my girlfriend Agata *proceeds to stab person 1 brutally*

by Someone who really love his gf March 17, 2022

Alabama nigga

Chris’s grandpa or black people who are born in Alabama

He’s a true Alabama nigga

by MARCUS MYERS April 23, 2023

The Alabama Phase

Ok in each family 1 or 2 people will get it and that person will try to date your siblings or cousin it will last about 3 months - 3 years, and once the alabama phase is over for that person another person will get it, it only happens to the ages of 7 - 14, it can spread to other people if they make a sexual move by you so to not get it you got to avoid the person until its over, but if you already had it you will be immune to it! And no this is not a joke.

The Alabama phase.

by TwinkBeater February 1, 2021