The day after...

The day after is a way of saying something epic or terrible happened the nite before,in reference to the droping of an A-Bomb and it's undeniable impact on ones life. Here are some nites that could lead to a day after

1.Hardcore drinking nite.

2.Ending up in jail for any numerous reasons.

3.Epic sexual conquest.

4.Being on the wrong end of a beatdown.

5.Not remembering last nite at all.

dude 1: I have a killer hangover and don't rember anything about last nite.

dude 2:Ahh, The day after...

by TV CAR March 22, 2010

afterburn

The feeling you get the morning after getting extremely stoned the night before. Somewhat of a confused "not all there" feeling, as if you were still stoned but not.

Damn dude, we just smoked an O last night and I have afterburn.

I think I have afterburn, I got so stoned last night and I can't think straight.

by James Rodrickson December 30, 2008

afterbirther

One who continues to insist that Barack Obama was born in Kenya even after the release of his long form birth certificate proving he was born in Hawaii

Not even Jesus Himself could convince those crazy afterbirthers that Obama is a natural born US citizen

by jack6128 May 24, 2011

after hours

Sometimes means "after party", but it usually means a more mellow gathering of friends rather than a rowdy party. Basically, it's whatever you're doing after the bars close.

Usually not referred to in the past or present because it sounds pretentious -- only in the future tense.

1) "Do you know of any after hours?"
2) "What are you doing after hours?"
3) "There's supposed to be an after hours at Moe's pad.

Incorrect: "We had a really good after hours last night." or "This after hours sucks."

by Sarah April 12, 2004

The morning after pill

Sometimes emergency contraception is needed to prevent pregnancy after sex - for example, if the pill is missed, a condom breaks or in the case of being sexually assaulted. The morning after pill is a form of emergency contraception that must be started within 72 hours of having unprotected sex.

Girls- if u r raped or whatever make sure u take the morning after pill!!!

by ball_master September 19, 2005

blowjobs after marriage

Do not exist.

Don't marry her, dude. There are no blowjobs after marriage.

by dhfhds June 7, 2011

month after pill

An abortion.

Bro 1: That slut I banged last month skipped her period.
Bro 2: That's not cool.
Bro 1: No worries, she took the month after pill. Problem solved.
Bro 2: Well played.

by Undeployed April 1, 2010