ON A HOT ONE!

To be under the influence of meth or a similar substance.

Damn,man!I saw that fool Kyle the other day,homie....That fool was on a hot one!

by LbcSlim1 January 8, 2008

That's A Good One!!!

A response to a poor joke, usually accompanied with knee-slapping or bench hitting.

A: <insert poor joke here>
B: That's A Good One!!!

by Marty June 12, 2003

take a huge one

While visiting a friend or relative or even attending a party, one elects to use the most accessible bathroom possible and completely decimate and destroy it with a monster dump. This is usually followed by a response of "Thanks man," "Comon," "Asshole, " or "Way to Fucking Go!"

Dave decided to take a huge one at the party last night and crippled the bathroom.

by Maunas December 21, 2008

one-a-day

to masturbate.

Can be used as a noun or verb.

Based on the results from the healthystrokes.com survey which reports the average man masturbates 7.2 times per week, or just about one-a-day.

"Sorry I took so long in the shower, I had to do my one-a-day"

"I just one-a-dayed all over the keyboard, anyone know how to clean that up?"

Jack: "Hey dude, why are you so whiny today?"
Jim: "I know, I'm so stressed out"
Jack: "Did you one-a-day yet?"
Jim: "Not yet! BRB ;)"

by reddan69 February 9, 2012

Have a sweet one

I can't say I love you because of c****n

Happy birthday @laurenjauregui!!! ....... Have a sweet one 🎈

by #CamrenIsDeadParty June 27, 2016

Have a good one

to masturbate.

"Have a good one" being an alias for "Have a good wank", or more precisely "Go f*** yourself".

It seems that some people who are store clerks are embittered by the fact that they are store clerks and seek solace in this ambiguous flippancy.

VIP: Nice suit you are wearing eh?
Clerk: Thank you sir
VIP: Could you call me a cab?
Clerk: yes sir
VIP: good bye and have a nice day
Clerk: have a good one sir

by whateverTheHeck January 24, 2011

Have a good one

Means enjoy your next joint, or canabis session. But also incognito as it can be used for, have a good day, or anything else.

"I don't have time to smoke, but have a good one."

"Bye, have a good one."

by Shadowdragon 42 January 8, 2017