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noodle wax

yo, that dime just gave me a noodle wax
by G-Dub Code name June 5, 2004
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wax the smack

The act of masturbating, much like beating the meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, etc. Made famous by Nostalgia Critic, a popular film reviewer
Nostalgia Critic: "as Peewee Herman Hey kids, crack is wack, but wax the smack. So whack off everyday!!"
by Quitopher June 5, 2017
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wax museum

"wax museum" can be used as a metaphor for the past, memories, or nostalgic events
I just can't get over my past marriage, feels like I'm living in a wax museum.
by The Wildcard January 6, 2014
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Wax ring

A Caucasian female (n) generally college educated and of privilege, who is mailable in order to obtain a proposal of marriage from a bachelor of desire.
Damn! Kim kardashian be such a wax ring!
by Whudunnit June 2, 2015
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wax fux

To whoop someones ass at anything. Or being better at something than someone else.
You race someone and win. Then you WAX FUX
You beat someone at beer pong. You WAX FUX
by The J Gunner June 15, 2008
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Snack'n Wax

Wax which is retrieved from your dogs ear with your finger and then offered to him/her as a treat.
My dog, Codie Blue, loves snack'n wax as a treat
by BubberM June 21, 2011
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penis wax

I woke up with penis wax after I super manned my philly ho.
by Handsey November 20, 2015
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