when she wants the welp

a phrase that only the chadliest of chads utter, signifies that a female wants the famous youtuber yuvithedude

"When she wants the WELP!" - Chad
"damn! that guy is so cool" - bob
"i wanna date him so bad now" - woman
"ngl I kinda want the welp now" - monkey

by cbtmachine33 March 23, 2023

when she wants the adzit

When a girl(monkey) becomes horny from a lame virgin's miniature penis and starts cumming all over the place

Lame Virgin: Why is that weird chick's chair wet
Sigma: I don't know and don't care. When she wants the adzit.
Lame Virgin: Oh shit she is grabbing at my adzit! what should I do?
Sigma: Just run like your father figure did.
Lame Virgin: Thanks best friend
Sigma: I'm glad I have a good friend

by SalKhan March 23, 2023

your dog wants steak

I wrote it as part of an approved Fark submission for the Japanese device. It was NOT from a commercial or one of the actual stock phrases. I repeated it on an approved Fark submission the next day for a devise that supposedly translated a human baby's cries. After two approvals with the phrase, a bunch of lightbulbs went off.

Your dog wants steak.

by Farker with regret June 22, 2004

wanton

immoral and lewd; unchaste

Damn bro, Jessica is wanton. --Hell yeah man, cus she be wantin' that cock

by anonymous January 23, 2005

do you want a medal?

smart and witty remark to be said in ANY situtation. When a person you dislike makes a small victory or boast about a minor things, bring them back down to the pits of hell (where they belong) by saying this phrase

"like omg, i totally fucked that guy at the party last weekend!"

"congratulations. do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?"

by eils and chick June 26, 2003

Miami didnt want him

Really a two-fold effect. When a 17 year old high school senior football player decides to commit to any other school in the nation, even if he holds a scholarship offer from Miami it is because...

A) Miami didnt want him
B) He is afraid of competition

When 5* DB Patrick Johnson/Peterson decided to commit to LSU instead of DA U, even though he was originally commited to DA U and from south FL......Miami didnt want him

by _it aint e_z January 27, 2009

Me Wantee

It's an expression used when you desire something. It literally means "I Want (it)!" It also means: I accept, take, admit
or receive (it).

-Would you like to go out with me tonight?
-Yes, me wantee!

by Mick Scott Saint Rj October 23, 2008