Poor Man's Black Velvet

Alcoholic beverage served at Irish Pubs consisting of hard cider on the bottom and Guinness stout on the top. Excellent for mid-day drinking since it doesn't make your breath smell like beer, tipping off your boss that you went to the pub for a pint (or two).

Also referred to as simply 'Poor Man's'

Barkeep: A Black & Tan for you today?

Me: Not today; lemme get a Poor Man's Black Velvet.

Barkeep: Ahhh... Better for summer, eh?

Me: Indeed.

by CitizenBob May 25, 2007

Velcro Shoes

The only shoe that provides comfort and sex appeal.

When I think about your Velcro Shoes, I touch myself!

by Garden Gnome Suprise May 3, 2006

Velvet Glory

A catchy, abstract euphemeism for pussy most often used in the porn industry.

"Don't you wanna taste my velvet glory."

by Erzsebet September 11, 2006

velvet underground

The most beautiful band ever

The music of The Velvet Underground is beautiful.

by Jay Hughes June 23, 2006

velvet tongue

This is a blow job given using hot/warm tea, and honey. The woman fills her mouth with honey, then sips tea to melt it, and sucks on the man's penis. The sensations of the tea's warmth and the slickness of the honey is quite pleasurable. Also, she has to suck til the honey is all gone, so, good times all round.

Will you be there to hear my speech this afternoon, dear?

Oh, honey, you know I can't resist your velvet tongue...

by inga trinity March 21, 2009

VELVET GOLDMINE

possibly the greatest movie of all time
that Only cool people like

the world has changed because you are made of ivory and gold , the curves of your lips rewrite history

artistic beautiful movie with a great soundtrack

by kane February 23, 2005

Velvet

Velvet was a black cat with the softest fur ever.

Velvet never hissed and gave love unconditionally.

by quesondriac December 2, 2013