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Valley Central School District

My school which sucks. They haven’t won a homecoming game in years , classrooms are smoking hot in the summer , valley Central is too broke to change are ID photos so I gotta look at my old ass photo of me from 7th grade , the hallways always stink like ass cheeks and don’t forget the Anime kids and weird ass kissing couples 24\7 and the bathrooms you enter you literally feel like ur getting high without smoking anything 2nd hand smoke go crazy!! Also don’t let me forget the FAKE ASS people you’ll meet in this place. Good tip for you guys don’t be in a friendship with 2 other friends cuz you know damn well 2 of you guys are closer then the other. WELL ANYWAYS THATS MY SCHOOL FOR YA
Random“Hey you goto Valley Central School District?”
Me “ yeah…”
by Notpopularbutalwaysthere August 23, 2022
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Valley Famous

Somebody who is famous in Castro Valley bu nowhere else
That dude organized s cruise night he Valley Famous
by ValleyRules August 29, 2022
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Valley’d out

When u take a nigga bitch they like squeeze why u do that tho, when u off the remy, when u gettin money, smokin dead opps, slapping bitch niggaz, then ur most likely a real Val!!!!
I was fuckin bro bitch I’m a real fuckin Val
Valley’d out
by Valley’d out September 8, 2022
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Valley Collaborative

Oh yeah, I know Valley Collaborative. You won’t come out of their bathrooms alive.
by Mr. Old October 21, 2022
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Valley Of The Damned

1. A song with such a beautiful guitar solo at the end of the song 😍

2. The best fuckin DragonForce album!
by UltimateDoge March 19, 2023
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valley bus massacre

When the Jewish school’s Valley bus and it’s occupants are ushered into the auditorium to get patted down and have their belongings searched through by faculty for drugs.
Remember when that guy got suspended for having a vape on him during the Valley bus massacre.
by netaiszooted July 5, 2023
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Valley Stream

Quite possibly the most cucked village on the face of the Earth. Tax dollars come from mostly white aging people, but the overwhelming majority of youth using the schools are black and brown. The taxes are incredibly high, too. It's old white people paying a lot of money so that white kids get harassed and bullied while the liberal educators do nothing about it.

Imagine paying a very high tax so that your kids get bullied for being the wrong skin color while the teachers do nothing about it because they're taught this is just retribution for slavery and past discrimination.

If you're white, you need to leave this place. Or at the very least, send your kids to private schools (but then you'd be paying for two educations; paying for your own kids through private funds and by way of exuberant taxes paying for kids who are taught to hate your kids). Best to just jump ship to another town and not allow your children to put up with the psychological and physical abuse of being a hated minority.
Dude, you're raising your kids in Valley Stream? That's child abuse!
by Kangaroos1984 July 16, 2023
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