Utah Pull Out

While having unprotected sex via the "pull out" method, right as the man is about to blow his load and abort mission, the woman wraps her legs around the man, thus locking him in and causing his load to fill inside her. This increases the chance of conception, and therefore a baby. The Utah Pull Out has been very popular in starting large Mormon families, and locking men into marriage after they come home from their missions.

Kathleen used the Utah Pull Out on her brother John so he was locked into starting a large, Mormon family with her. Mormon Utah Pull Out Brigham Young

by A Manly Ape May 16, 2016

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WE UTTP

WE UTTP (Telecom Egypt U-Tube Troll Police) is a toxic and raged UTTP Egyptian 7-year-old earth hater user who ALWAYS says the n-word, Which means he is racist. He also always "F@#$ING 53*Y N-word" which is very toxic. He also can't handle hate because when he sees a hate video/comment/post/short, he rages so hard that he breaks his keyboard. He is falsely claiming that his haters live in Egypt, Like, do you think that ALL Egyptians are BAD? He is also making pointless IRL videos that only show clowns, ugly people, and other weird stuff. One more thing, WE UTTP is VERY HEARTLESS. He celebrates people's/user's death/ban/termination/strike, and there is still more to come. WE UTTP, if you are seeing this, stop making these videos already! You need to breathe fresh oxygen air, touch grass, and get a life! Got it? This is VERY VERY serious. You did lots of bad things and you should just change yourself, FOREVER. Ok?

WE UTTP Be like:
*sees a hate video/comment/post/short*
*interrupts it*
WE UTTP: "GRRRRRRRRRRRR, user, HOW FUCKING SEXY NIGGA DARE YOU MAKE A HATE VIDEO/COMMENT/POST/SHORT OUT OF ME???!!!?!?!?? YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS HEARTLESS AND YOU CAN GO TO JAIL FOR THAT!!!!! THATS IT!!!!!!!!!!"
*video switches to a background full of N-Words*
WE UTTP: "NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA"

by PataFiniuss2023 October 6, 2023

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Utility Closet

The utility closet, or "U.C." as it is otherwise commonly known, is the location of the fuse box, water heater, and power source for any house in Frindel Lane and/or Overlook Lane. They are commonly used for nighttime hangouts, and more often, areas for blaze sessions involving marijuana in many forms, such as a blunt, bong (see Jerome Baker), bowl, joint, spliff, steamroller, or marijuana-laden brownies.

"Let's go out back to the utility closet before all out."

"Where's Judd? I think he's back out at the U.C."

by LeBong James September 30, 2004

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utica

The city that God forgot

This city sucks, it reminds me of Utica

by bort April 15, 2005

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Utilitarian edgelord

A person that has to come up with an extreme hypothetical to justify an action (that is commonly known as immoral) under utilitarianism. Often used to get away with edgy comments and not focus on the issues that those actions have in our current society.

Person 1: "Well, technically rape is morally neutral. If you could save all of humanity from an alien invasion by raping this one girl that would be a moral good"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck Steve, anything can be justified by incredibly stupid hypotheticals, you are just being a utilitarian edgelord"

by AbbyV June 20, 2021

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