Tsubaki Ume

The mysterious stranger who walks into the bar and just kind leans against the wall in a corner and doesn't say anything !!

You're literally just Tsubaki Ume!!!

by tustsu April 29, 2022

jiggle-um-balls in yo mouth

The act of sticking your stragot of a friends balls in you mouth and hugging them all around

friend 1: Can i jiggle-um-balls in yo mouth

Friend 2: Hell yeah bro

by Billy bob mother fucking joe January 15, 2022

UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES

This is the phrase that you want to use when you just want to be an annoying little shit. This phrase is mostly used with a high pitched and loud voice. If you want to just annoy someone, saying this is the best way.

Person 1: UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES
Person 2: bro can you shut up, nobody likes you.

by Remanterm December 13, 2021

No see ums

TWACKED OUT OF YOUR MIND FOR TO MANY DAYS

I wasgoing on my 5th day twacked and looked quickly around and spotted a no see ums

by Sweetnstupid December 1, 2020

Um

Whenever you have a fart bubble stuck in your vaxhole or the head of your face

Mom:did you leave the door open?

You:"um.....no"

by Dodo bird March 23, 2021

um

your mom

“what were you doing last night?”
“Um”

by super frog April 21, 2021

id and um

Your probably doing that trend on Tik Tok where you “REMOVE THE FIRST AND LAST LETTER FROM YOUR NAME” ..I think you did Skid and Pump.

Lol ok I admit I tried it but what- “ID AND UM”

by Senpai_xml_spirit_xml October 16, 2021