vasile turcu

A fat, sweaty, illiterate peasant who drives fancy cars, wears fancy suits and smokes fine cigars on your money.

'Hi, I am Vasile Turcu, listen to me talking inconsequential bullshit live on air, yadda yadda yadda, etc.'

by Matei February 18, 2008

passing the torch

Lighting ones pubic hairs aflame and then proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse, thereby setting your partners pubic follicles alight.

"I totally singed her hairs off after passing the torch and fucking her brains out"

by OlympianGangsta October 25, 2009

torch

A lighter which lights with a blue flame and is pressurized (meaning it "shoots out" and will "point" straight out no matter what direction the head of your lighter is facing).
ie: Think of the tool a welder uses to weld metal... only much smaller. ...yah... like that.
Used for normal "lighter" purposes, but well liked by those who smoke their "drug of choice" out of crack pipes.
If you are HARD CORE, you will possess the "ultimate cool" torch.
What is this you ask?!?
A butane soldering iron with the "torch" attachment inserted (as opposed to the "soldering" attachment).
Oh yah.

"Where is my torch! I hate smoking my shit with a regular lighter! ...It SUCKS!"

by OkayMartin May 20, 2004

torch

1. Basketball slang indicating a accurate jumpshot. 2.Describing the accurancy of a jumpshot.

Mike scored 50 on the Jaguars, man, dude got a torch.
E-Dub was on fire last night, that cat got a torch.

by T. Grissom August 28, 2006

Turco

A hypocritical, conservative. Claims he is centrist but instills his right wing views into his students. Also claims to be tracked by the CIA

Dude you are acting so Turco

by Bobford March 26, 2007

Blow torch

The process of ejaculating when you have an orgasm. It is when you "blow"/spew forth your seamen from your "torch"/penis.

That lady is so beautiful. I can't even imagine what a blow torch with her would be like.

by Panchoman November 30, 2006

Torcher

Torcher is the best Canadian metal band ever. They are from Kitchener, Ontario and are known for sodomizing Ontarian eardrums.

guy 1 "Dude, Torcher was sick last night!"
guy 2 "What?! My eardrums have been sodomized."
guy 1 "Ha ha ha ha!"

by warcurse666 April 15, 2009