turd connoisseur

An expert judge in matters relating to the taste and texture of turds, usually a canine but sometimes a person.

A long time ago I had this toy poodle who was a total turd connoisseur, she would seek out turds wherever she could find them and she was lucky enough to be living with some fine cats who left her little brown love bombs in their cat box.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

Turd-dick

1) A person who is a bottom feeder and beneath you

2) A Piece of you know what (POS), most of the time this type will go after fifteen year old's with plenty of GHB and xanax in hand

1) That dude's a turd-dick

2) Mr. Patterson told me if there is no grass on her field he would roll around in the dirt, f-ing turd-dick

by StarMan420 December 18, 2010

Anger Turd

The feces that one leaves for another person to find out of spite.

Amber Heard left an anger turd on Johnny's side of the bed.

by Anya Christina Harris April 30, 2022

pebble turd

A small, individual, rounded piece of shit not large enough to be a proper turd. These are usually not larger than peanut M&M's.

I felt like I gave birth this morning. I was expecting at least a foot-long slimer, but I looked in the bowl and there, staring back pathetically, was a single, sad pebble turd not even worth flushing.

by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006

turd splinter

noun: the poop that collects under the finger nail, when the finger perforates the toilet paper during the act of wiping

adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you

Ralph was disgusted by the ginormous turd splinter he got this morning.

Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.

by Bathsheba11 January 12, 2009

turd crumbs

nugs of poo which have broken off the main vessel.

dude, i went to take a dump and you left a batch of turd crumbs in the bowl.

by Dan Carre February 22, 2004

Turd Burgaler

A person who goes into the bathroom, and tries to open your stall door over and over, even though it is obvious that someone is in there; causing you to tense up and cut off any turds in progress.

I was trying to take a dump at work, when a turd burgaler walked in and interupted me.

by Heywood Jablomee January 8, 2004