tractor ass

(n) an ass that is so mammoth in proportions that it looks as if it could do the work of a tractor and plow a field.

(adj) describing a person who often makes so much of an ass of themselves, bringing them along is as laborious as plowing a field.

(N) wow, Gina needs to lay off the fried chicken, she's getting a real tractor ass.

(adj) Fuckin' A, i dont want to bring Ted, he's such a tractor ass.

by SnatchThisUp July 13, 2007

twat tractor

Any vehicle commonly piloted by and/or transporting lots of loud, dumb-ass girls. Commonly seen near shitty clubs and malls.

Dude 1: Did you see those bitches crammed in that car driving around?
Dude 2: Yea, that's a real fucking twat tractor.

by scatwagon defenestrator February 14, 2010

texas tractor pull

when a guy is have anal sex with a girl/guy and pulls out with shit on his dick and starts wacking off.

john: i did the ol texas tractor pull on that girl last night

by giverhertheshaft April 4, 2010

Rusty Tractor

the art of dragging a naked girl across the floor by her hair through feces.

She'd been waiting for the rusty tractor all night.

by Breakfast star October 12, 2014

Tractor Girl Soup

Tractor Girl Soup is a phrase you say when you either cannot decide on something or you don't want to say yes or no due to the result of possibly hurting the asker's feelings.

Tractor Girl Soup is from the movie The Crazies. A scene that involves a tractor and a guy and girl which ends up making them look like soup. (guts and blood everywhere)

It's just a funny, very random answer you give to anyone if the question they asked has the qualities of the above description.

Guy: We've been together for a while..Will you marry me?
Girl: Err...Tractor Girl Soup...

Person 1: Hey! Welcome to McDonalds! May I take your order?
Person 2: Umm..Tractor Girl Soup, Tractor Girl Soup..uh..Tractor..Tractor..Soup..I'll have the Big Mac.

by Hyposane March 9, 2010

Tractoring

The act of driving a tractor or performing a tractor like operation.

I almost rolled my 7930 tractoring on a steep hill.

by Uncle Johnny10 November 5, 2010

Tractoring

When you are hooking up with someone and you take the position of the dominant person in the scenario. Similar to how a farmer would ride a tractor for an extended amount of time til he/she is satisfied.

I look forward to Tractoring that tall lanky curly haired man next cheeseout
I'm gonna tractor that bajito

by bajito September 23, 2010