Tophered

The new Rickrolling or Tophered is an internet meme involving the unexpected appearance of Topher announcing “y’all already know who I am”.

Allyson: check out this video
Topher: y’all already know who I am, my names Topher and I think Olivia
Amanda: I just got tophered!

by Y’all already know who I am January 11, 2023

Crock topper

The giver of a Crock Topper engages in activities that result in a sweaty butt crack, so much so that flavors and aromas are quite developed (as they are in a crock pot). The resulting viscous fluid is then liberally applied to the recipient's penis, usually followed by other sexual activities.

"Honey, can you go for a run so you can give me a crock topper for you to eat for lunch?"

by Airliner1013 May 22, 2013

scooter tooter

The act of pushing a chair out while farting to try and silence the sound of your fart

I had to perform a scooter tooter so my girlfriends parents wouldn't hear the fart.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016

double toppers

Receiving oral sex from two people at the same time.

"Dude, last night was crazy I got head from two chicks at the same time"

"No way you got double toppers from who?"

by Lattolanlogince May 15, 2016

Potty Topper

When one drops a nuke in the bathroom, and a dime sized trace amount of turd incidentally dribbles onto the toilet seat cover and is left to sit overnight, much to the shock and horror of the other tenants.

God I love when I wake up for class and my roommate left me a sexy potty topper to gobble up in the morning.

by Misterstitches November 21, 2019

Milk topper

A female who likes to suck hard nipple.

Gemma is such a milk topper

by Filla12 January 14, 2022

Angel Topper

A person, particularly a man, who is so far in the closet that he sits somewhere between a goodwill donation bag and your Grandma’s old Christmas decorations.

He claims to be straight, but he’s definitely and Angel Topper.

by A. S. Murray April 26, 2023