toob

1. The male penis. 2. The television.

"Sally laid a hummer on my toob the other night while I was watching the toob."

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

tooby

A sexy god. Also a man who loves grandma

dude1: where is Tooby
dude2: : with grandma in the washing machine

by {grandma} {nipple} December 3, 2016

Toobing

v. Masturbating while on a Zoom call with your coworkers (ie Jeffery Toobin)

Anderson: Why are Jeff's pants down during this zoom meeting?

Don: Oh, I think he's just Toobing again.

by bueygrande October 30, 2020

toobin

When you are caught with your dick on on a zoom call.

Jeffrey got caught Toobin while on a zoom call with colleagues. Jeffery thought his camera was off

by Chilltown_dan October 19, 2020

Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Do you really care about the Supreme Court that much?”

“Nah, I’m just Toobin’.”

by RightRev October 19, 2020

toobin

To masturbate on-camera while attending an online meeting via a service such as Zoom or WebEX.

Jeff was toobin during the election simulation meeting

by burben October 19, 2020

Toobing

Pulling your pud while on a Zoom call.

Toobin was Toobing when he thought his work team wasn't watching.

by Docked in the Keys October 20, 2020