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Tongue Twister Tissues

Little squares of paper with LCD on them.
Traded some dude two tongue twister tissues for a violin 🎻 with a decent case this morning 😁
by Opidogg May 13, 2023
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Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.
Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023
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Tissues

'Tissues'
Hot new slang for "trust issues".

When someone has problems trusting others, typically due to past trauma or events.
"My girl has been acting weird lately, I think she might be cheating."
"Nah bro you just got tissues."
by cocksuckermega_xx420 August 26, 2023
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automated tissue image analysis

The use of computer algorithms and software to analyze and interpret images of biological tissues, often obtained through techniques like histology or medical imaging.
Use the automated tissue image analysis correctly or you’ll ruin the cells’ family picture.
by Overall1728 September 23, 2023
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Fart Tissue

Fart Tissue: A tissue that smells like intense fart.
1: Dude, I've got some bad allergies today!
2: Don't use the tissues in Mrs. Taylor's room, she has fart tissues!
by spookyscarysharts October 10, 2021
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Tissue box

An emotionally dead person who has as many emotions as a tissue box
Man: Kayley i love you
Kayley: I dont
Man: you are a tissue box
by Bigballzbabe August 14, 2021
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