tinder

The easiest way to get a quick root, with minimal interaction and no communication after coitus.

Rob: What was the name of the tinder girl you just rooted?
Peter: I have no fucking clue.

by nfhisdkdh May 27, 2014

tinder ho

Someone who is so addicted to Tinder that whenever they get bored, they message a new person for a hook-up.

"Jamie is such a tinder ho, she has a match for every single day of the year."
"Wow, some people don't even have that many Facebook friends."

by Tweeples November 26, 2014

Douche Tanker

When douche bag doesn't quite illustrate the magnitude of someone’s douche baggery.

1: Did you see Brian wearing 5 popped collars at once.
2: Yeah, he's a douche bag.
1: No, douche bag ends at two popped collars. Five at a time makes you a douche tanker.
2: Fucking spot on!

by DakotaJay March 14, 2008

beef Tinderoni

When you bang a horny Tinder girl, and you find out she's hiding meaty lips in her panties, otherwise known as beef curtains. Hence, beef Tinderoni.

Jenny was so hot in her Tinder pic. I swiped right so fast. When we met up, I felt some extra meat in her pants. Once she slid them panties off, BAM! Full-blown beef Tinderoni! Still ate it though.

by the gordano January 4, 2017

Mr. Tinkertrain

A known pedophile who has molested several children, especialy young girls around 8-13 years old.

"I can't believe they’re letting a Mr. Tinkertrain move into our neighborhood."

by N$ September 9, 2006

tinkerbait

some individual whom you do not know personally requests you as a friend on an online medium, such as facebook or myspace. you have no mutual friends and no real interest in the individual but you say "why not" and add her; later upi find yourself regretting the decision because all she does is post irrelevant things with no quality.

myspace.com: whosbubbler

searching for tinkerbait? try myspace: Emma Ecstasy

by B.D.A. a.k.a. D.A.J. August 6, 2009

Tinkerfuck

Changing the minute details of an already proven process, thus creating a new, fucked up process

"Why does Andy continue to try to change our proven processes?"
"Because he loves to tinkerfuck everything until it doesn't work anymore. "

by Kosher Bacon July 17, 2015