only way to save face after having this statement directed toward you is to fall to the ground and fake a seizure, anurism, or massive myocardial infarction (heart attack).
by jefbenet November 6, 2003
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Get the we need to talk mug.1. You're screwed because your significant other has been fucking the plumber for the past 12 months.
2 You're screwed because your boss is going to bitch at you for doing your job, or, as he sees it, not doing enough to "further company productivity", probably by giving him head.
2 You're screwed because your boss is going to bitch at you for doing your job, or, as he sees it, not doing enough to "further company productivity", probably by giving him head.
1. We need to talk Al. You're just not as good in bed as your brother, who, incedentally, I started screwing two days after we met.
2. We need to talk Al. You haven't been working 10 hours overtime a week for no pay, filing in your copious spare time, or doing anything else so insanely outside of your job description or beneath your skill -level that I can be happy with you.
2. We need to talk Al. You haven't been working 10 hours overtime a week for no pay, filing in your copious spare time, or doing anything else so insanely outside of your job description or beneath your skill -level that I can be happy with you.
by Al October 14, 2003
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Get the we got to talk mug.A song that requires you to say "talk dirty to me" with a dirty bass drop. Many people sing it in the car, shower, while taking a shit, in the park and even to your parents. The song was created by a midget nigga by the name of dickson jason deruuulo. Most people like to sing this song during sex because the dirty bass causing many orgasms.
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Get the talk dirty to me mug.prelude to the end of a relationship, "we need to talk" allows someone to move into the reasons for the break-up before the shouting can begin.
We need to talk, David. You're an asshole and I think we should see other people. (It's best for both of us)
by Chris September 22, 2003
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