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Teenage Mutant Ninja Nigga 

A person (specifically Black, but can be Hispanic, or Asian) that knows martial arts of some kind and is between the ages of 13-19. He also has to be someone who usually is: clever, quick,(not literately a "Mutant")has done some "off-tha-wall" shit, somewhat secretive, chills in dark urban areas,(such as a back alley or in the depths of the ghetto) and basically, a bad ass, yet a cool enough person to hang with.
That dude just drop-kicked that cop in tha faze while taking the gun from hiz holster, turned and elbowed one cop that ran up, THEN ducked-n-rolled under tha last cop's leg, shot him and FRONT FLIPPED over tha squad car and dashed 2 his hideout with tha money!
---That's ninja nigga shit!---

Teenage Drama 

Fucking retard faggot ass teenagers being fags like shit fuck off already.
Pointless fighting because teenagers are bored or don't have access to television.
Kaleena "blah blah blah"
Everyone Else "Shut Up with your teenage drama"
Teenage Drama by hawly shit March 15, 2009

rebellious teenager 

Youth rebellion is considered to be committed by those who lack 'maturity' although it is certainly not so, and is actually a natural response to perceived oppression.
Parent- "You must obey and be a subordinate simply because you happened to have been born later than I have."

Teen- "Your regulations are unjust. Only a fool would abide by them and therefore I refuse to conform to your regulations that are poorly conceived and irrational."

Parent- "WHAT DID YOU SAY?! You're grounded for a month, young lady! How DARE you question my authority over you! You ungrateful rebellious teenager!"

Teen- "You're not grounding me! I am too intelligent to remain in this position. I did not choose to be born, and my life is my own, no matter the circumstances. I will not allow you to impede my enjoyment obtained from life, and therefore I must rebel against you. YOUTH SHALL GAIN EMPOWERMENT!!! RESIST THE OPPRESSION!!!"

teenage driver syndrome 

TDS is a condition in which younger drivers, particularly teenagers, begin driving like maniacs when there's absolutely no reason to do so. People with TDS don't usually realize their condition and thus blame it on the drivers who are forced to share the road with them.
Guy 1: That fucker cut me off!

Guy2: But you had the red light.

Guy 1: It doesn't matter! I was going to go and he cut me off!

Guy 2: Just let it go, man. It's not like we're in a hurry or anything.

Guy 1: I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!

Guy 2: Slow down! You've got a really bad case of TDS today.

Guy 1: TDS?

Guy 2: Teenage Driver Syndrome

Post-teenager 

A person between the ages of 20-24, who acts or looks like a teenager. You can sometimes tell a post-teenager by what the wear or listen to. Most Post-teenage Guy's and Girl's usually listen to little Wayne, wear hollister shirts, and use the latest IPhones or smart phones. Mainly because that's what the think most Teenagers find cool.

Notable Post-teens: Zac Efron, Demi Lovato, Joe Jonas, Taylor Swift, Macaulay Culkin (before 25), That one guy from Glee, Frankie Munaz(before 25), and soon to be Justin Bieber.
Guy 1:Hey man how old are you?
Guy2:20
Guy1:oh, so you're in your 20's? I'm 23
Guy2:No I'm a post-teenager, 20's sound so old fashion.
Post-teenager by Doocctormonswine September 22, 2012

teenagerist 

One who believes that teenagers should be allowed the same rights as adults. In areas such as: voting rights, drinking rights, job opportunities.

Similar to a femimist.
He believes that the drinking age should be lowered to 13, he's such a teenagerist.

Teenage Waif 

Any of several teenagers seen sitting on the side walk, loitering in a park, generally hanging around in public places at all hours as if they have no home. They often travel in groups, and pool their money to buy snacks. They ussually have distinctive fashon senses, and sometimes wealthy parents whom they reject, or who have cut them off. These beautiful children of the streets need little to survive- only each others company.
*Derived from the urban waifs of the early 20th century.
Today I saw a bunch of hot kids wandering around santa monica. They didnt have purses or shopping bags, and they are there all the time, so I assumed they were teenage waifs.

Sarah didnt get a job, and her mom wouldn't give her money, so she decided to join the teenage waifs for the summer and sit around the park all day.
Teenage Waif by WestCoastLisa June 22, 2006