show stopping number

a real show stopper. a show stoppin number, c'mon

friend one: damn, that professor hidgens knows how to write a show stopping number.
friend two: yes he does.

by anonymous April 13, 2021

Clam Stamping

Clam Stamping is when you don’t see in the middle of the night and sit on your toilet only to find out the cover was on it, leaving a lil bit of clam juice on your seat cover

Jennifer: hey girl, your seat cover has some crustier on it, looks suspiciously vaginal shaped?

Bonnie: oh yeah, last night I went to take a piss and accidentally sat on the seat COVER and not to seat

Jennifer: oh shit! You gave the seat cover a good clam stamping!

by TheRealBootylicious December 2, 2023

JUST STOPPING IT ALL NOW

Jesus

Understands

Suffering

Tremendously

Surrender

Trust

Obey
Pray
Praise

I’m

Not

Giving up

I’m

Trying

Always

Love the

Lord

No
Other

Way

I need to remember that I’m JUST STOPPING IT ALL NOW

by Dr Liannah November 25, 2024

Bingo Stamping

To need to shit so bad the end of the turd continues to protrude from ones arsehole stamping holes in ones drawers like a hole punch on a bingo card.

Dude, this turd is bingo stamping the fuck out of my tighty whiteys

by West-Philly Willy July 11, 2025

Bingo Stamping

When you have to poop and you feel the log poking out

That Chinese had me bingo stamping in traffic.

by ChrisMoltisanti August 25, 2025

Yugoslavian Stumping

Yugoslavian Stumping is where you take a survey with 100 Yugoslavian men and write down all of their penis girths. Then you take the top 5 men with the biggest girths and put them in a room with one girl. Then all at the same time they insert their penis's into her asshole. There's a ten second countdown and when it hits 0 they all ejaculate at the same time creating something called " Super Cum ". To put it in perspective, it all merges into one and shoots like a Fortnite Railgun. The Super Cum is so powerful it then shoots through the girls intestines and into her lungs. When the girl inhales from the pain the Super Cum goes through her lungs. She then coughs it out onto the floor and it gets scooped up in a cup and is served at traditional Yugoslavian weddings and festivals.

Ex 1: Yo dude I went Yugoslavian Stumping last night it was sickkk.

Ex 2: Have you ever heard over Yugoslavian Stumping before?

by Aleksandar Bošković October 23, 2025

Bingo Stamping

Bingo stamping, the act of half way shitting yourself while trying to make it to the bathroom. It’s where you have a big brown snake, playing peek a boo in your bootyhole (Turtle Head).

Jay- “Yo Chris, you wanna go Bingo Stamping with me later?”
Chris- “yeah, I have scat in my pants already right now!”

by BussholeBandit223 December 31, 2025