A disturbing sexual act involving the disinterment and molestation of the recently dead. The word is an onomotapoeia, as the sound of a week-dead vagina being pried open can sound like 'spulch'.
"The gravestone said she was only 18, so I got my shovel and spatula and headed out for a night of spulching."
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Noun: A males genitalia.
Verb: The act of placing a males genitalia into the mouth of a female; preferably a banging female, 5 or above on the standard 1-10 scale measuring "hotness".
Verb: The act of placing a males genitalia into the mouth of a female; preferably a banging female, 5 or above on the standard 1-10 scale measuring "hotness".
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It is important that this meal of no meal contains two things: Odwalla Mango Tango, and a baguette. You can eat as is, or purchase something to put on the baguette. It's up to you how the meal is eaten, as long as the two main ingredients are there.
Last but not least, considering this is not a meal, it must be completely spontanious. Most likely while already in a grocery store.
Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner
Snack
Tea Time
It is important that this meal of no meal contains two things: Odwalla Mango Tango, and a baguette. You can eat as is, or purchase something to put on the baguette. It's up to you how the meal is eaten, as long as the two main ingredients are there.
Last but not least, considering this is not a meal, it must be completely spontanious. Most likely while already in a grocery store.
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