i am truley sorry for your lots

another way of saying "Deepest condolences, my heart goes out to you."

the expression comes from the meme How Is Babby Formed

Person 1: Today my dog died, my girlfriend dumped me, i lost over 9000 dollars in the stock market, and i accidentally my brand new car.
Person 2: I am truley sorry for your lots.

by UrbanPrick January 23, 2011

Skunk Spray

Happens when performing oral sex on a female from the any position(preferably the back), she laughs and farts hitting you with a spray of foul misting defication.

1.) Today I decided to give my girl the business and that bitch skunk sprayed my new sheets and carpet.

by Nerdgenius June 12, 2010

Oh Im Sorry I Thought This Was America

Something yelled by white trash while being arrested while wearing nothing but underpants.

Stan's dad was getting arrested and yelled Oh Im Sorry I Thought This Was America!

by WavedBrute July 21, 2011

Spry

The type of rain that is light and almost sprinkling. Usually happens when the sun is still out or at the end or beginning of actual rain.

A: How's the weather today?
B: It looks like it might rain. It was sprying earlier.

by Mango242 June 1, 2015

I'm sorry but

A phrase people use when they're really passive aggressive and too cowardly to just admit that they're not really sorry. They tend to try to program potential friends to be their friends/slaves who don't even truly like them. Often, these losers phrases are used by controlling, manipulative, freaks.

Loser: "I'm sorry but, I want you to be my slave."
Winner: "F you, I am an American!"

by therealchronicles February 15, 2020

sorry game

The game is very simple, you have to get as many people to say sorry to you. Works best in a shop, walk past somebody "accidently" nudge into them, and they should say sorry. Points are won for every time somebody says sorry to you.

Quasim: Are we playing the sorry game?
BJ Cartlidge: Of course we are.

Quasim nudges into a randomer.

Randomer: Oh, sorry.
Quasim: It's quite alright dear.
BJ Cartlidge: So that's 1-0 to you.
Quasim: Yeah I am one of the best at this game, remember the other day when I won 3-1.
BJ Cartlidge: I do suck at it.

by KazZ! April 22, 2010

Cum Spray

High velocity ejaculate from a penis tip, the force being so great that the ejaculate disperses within in the air column in a spraying manner.

Opposite of a rope of cum.

I hit her in the face with my cum spray.

Her eyes were sealed shut when the cum spray on her face dried.

Be careful, there’s cum spray on the floor.

by Uncle Dewy G June 15, 2010