Tying a partners hands to the bedpost, and seductively spreading their legs apart, marking your territory with 2 diagonal bites to mimic an X shape. An alternative marking can be used, as long as its X shaped, and can be placed anywhere on the body.
by KinkyCupcake December 10, 2019
Get the Spread The Mapmug. by Slynxyz September 14, 2016
Get the spread the mayonaisemug. The technique stephen (Actually Stephen) uses when he's about to fart on a bus
(Blame discord pals, not me)
(Blame discord pals, not me)
by Random username idek January 16, 2021
Get the The Spread Stephenmug. when a guys spreads his legs while sitting.. it’s a position also used in sex when he’s sitting and the girl is straddling
by hawtkittyxx December 13, 2018
Get the Command Spreadmug. The art of spreading a refrigerated, solid spread on a toast without tearing it apart when the Spreader doesn't have time to let the toast's heat melt the spread.
There are 2 major cases where Precision Spreading can be of great use: When spreading butter or cream cheese.
Cream cheese should be used for Precision Spreading training as it is the easier of the two.
Solid butter, however, is the true ultimate challenge here. As butter actually is solid as opposed to creamy.
There are 2 major cases where Precision Spreading can be of great use: When spreading butter or cream cheese.
Cream cheese should be used for Precision Spreading training as it is the easier of the two.
Solid butter, however, is the true ultimate challenge here. As butter actually is solid as opposed to creamy.
*derp grabs a toast, some refrigerated butter and starts spreading the little block*
*derp goes too fast and tears a hole in the toast because the butter is solid and just won't spread*
Dammit! I should have applied Precision Spreading there.
*derp goes too fast and tears a hole in the toast because the butter is solid and just won't spread*
Dammit! I should have applied Precision Spreading there.
by kirzanSix September 4, 2012
Get the Precision Spreadingmug. Code for taking a shit.
by Itwatudo March 6, 2017
Get the spreading the nutellamug. When a person's head widens as they age. This is particularly true with males. (Alec Bakdwin, Zac Efron, Matthew Perry are a few examples)
by Chainsawchelsea August 21, 2021
Get the head spreadmug.