Button Smasher

A person who plays video games by just hitting random buttons. Usually in fighting games and done by inexperienced gamers.

I can't stand playing Mortal Kombat with Joe, he is such a Button Smasher.

by BreadbasketGangsta December 23, 2010

Smushed

Jersey shore slang meaning to have sex with someone.

Yo Ronnie, me and Snookie smushed last night.

by lexiiiiii July 25, 2010

smasheyes

Fairly varied in it's use, but essentially the act of being or getting horribly drinks/drunk in an extremely short period of time. Violence and nudity can ensue.

I got so smasheyes last night, I tried to get off with my mum.

Don't look over there at him, he's fucking smasheyes, he'll kick your fucking head in...

Let's throw caution to the wind and get smasheyes

Old Smasheyes is back!

Ahhhhh! I'm fucking SMASHEYES!

by James Cridland November 22, 2006

Tofu Smasher

Guys who like to have sex with Asians

My friend Craig is a Tofu Smasher

by tONE lOC March 28, 2013

Pocket Smasher

Any device used to destroy a pocket is a pocket smasher. Whether it’s throwing a massive strike ball into the pocket at the bowling alley or destroying a sweet pussy when you get home. Anything can be used to smash the pocket; fist, cock, bowling ball, meat tenderizer, etcetera.

Frank’s bowling ball really smashed the pocket at the alley then he went home and smashed her pocket, he is a true pocket smasher.

by Chief Lee November 4, 2021

stashed ensign

After receiving your commission as an officer in the Navy or Coast Guard, you must be stoked. But sometimes, there's no room or money to train you and you get stashed doing odd jobs. Sometimes you can get stashed places you would like and then suddenly it's awesome.

>Hey man congratulations on the Navy! Do they have you flying yet?

<No, I'm a stashed ensign.

>So essentially you're worthless, and overpaid to do nothing?

<Fail. Oh but we had time to start a band, check purevolume for the stashed ensigns

by talonsdmc12 July 22, 2010

Smasheee

A call (often in unison) made upon the passing of a fit gal

Ye gods - SMASHEEE!

I'd smash that right in

I'd smash that till I was dead.

by Juan Domingues IV October 31, 2008