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Slurpee

Cum deposit left on skin needing to be slurped up.
She said, "Don't come in me, give me a slurpee."
by Kremsky Pieluv July 7, 2010
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swag slurpin

a term for one who is jockin a persons style based on the way he/she dresses & how he/she presents himself.
Andre: yooo mah g yuh lukin mad fly son, i see yuh! fresh white tee wit d ice onn d arm & neck. 20karats onn d ear. fresh Js. & yuh rockin antiks? dats wassssup

Jabari: yuh alredi knoo! buhtt mah nigggaa B easy. yuh strtd swag slurpin onn meee.
by Eazy thaa Don July 26, 2009
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Meat Slurpee

Believed to have been created as early as 1967, a Meat Slurpee is a flavored cock treat, usually chilled and enjoyed by the female gender via the mouth, vagina, anus, or vaganus depending on the make and model of the female. Meat Slurpee's come in many different flavors, no pun intended, such as Banana Cream Pie, SnoBawls, Fanta Falice, Yello Fello, Dr Peeper, Pinga Colada, and Minute Maid Semenade. Said named drink was named after the sound females make while enjoying the age honored slush meat drink.

According to online encyclopedias of sorts, Meat Slurpee flavors are certified kosher "parve" as well as halal. The exception to this would be the Pinga Colada if it were to contain alcockholic contents.

The idea for Meat Slurpees came when a man was receiving oral from a Mexican girl who had spicy Jalepenos in her mouth, forcing him to put sodas from his freezer into her mouth in order to stay cool, which caused them to become slushy on his shaft. He told his hippy friends about it and many people loved them, which gave him the idea to make a machine to help make a "slushy". Early prototypes for the Meat Slurpee machine made use of an automobile air conditioning unit. This of course was bad for the environment so he went back to the basics; Shaved Ice, your favorite flavors, and a female with Chin Nuts.
Polo: Dam T-Lo, your wife says your sister makes the best Meat Slurpee's this side of the border!

T-Lo: YEEEAH! I love the Banana Cream Pie flavor?

Polo: ???? You're not supposed to be the one drinking the Meat Slurpee, thats a chick drink dawg!

T-Lo: YEEEAH! oh wait for real dawg?
by Rusty Loads Sr February 4, 2010
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sluppie

Jenny goes to UT AND takes it up the ass? What a sluppie!
by Str8ness August 14, 2006
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Anal Slurpee

An anal slurpee is when during the course of anal intercourse you urinate in someones anus.... After which you take in a spooned slurpee straw and insert it into the anus...With the spoon end of the straw in the anus you scrape fecal matter off of the colon walls and miz it around with the urine and *sllllllluuuuuuuurrrrrrrpppppp* Drink it up while its nice and slushy
Dude, That anal slurpee was better then the new mountain dew slurpee
by ThreeGNinja April 10, 2005
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Slurple

Adjective

1. The resulting hue of the bruise that forms on your testicles when a woman slurps the same spot for too long of period.
2. The color of an overly bruised nutsack hickey.

3. Purple as a result of slurping.
"The slurple area on balls is sensitive from tea bagging last night, so I try to avoid it touching my leg. It should clear up in a couple days."
by billebllunt December 8, 2013
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slurrier

More slurred than normal
My words are becoming more slurrier.
by Ladybug1213 April 9, 2017
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