Slump Dick

To bestow upon or receive dick from someone after a long drought without coitus.

After a long 6 months of traveling abroad, Lynsey returned home where her boyfriend was waiting to give her that slump dick, effectively ending a sexless 6 months of suffering

by SeanCalhoun June 14, 2018

Slump

When you're high AF and can barely open your eyes and melting into the couch

"He's all slump from just 2 hits of the kind bud"

by Papa Ski March 26, 2016

Slumped

acronym* To be the best version of yourself, under the nost extreme circumstances.

Im so slumped, im coming up from the bottom.

by trevbbg March 8, 2024

slump dick

Someone who has a saggy small dick

You have a slump dick

by Rk April 22, 2016

Slumped

When a nigga smoked too much and the nigga passes the fuck out from being to tired and high

“Hey is ally asleep”

Yeah she’s slumped asf she passed out in the tub eating Ben and Jerry’s ice cream

by Allysalinas506 December 2, 2021

get slumped

get rekt, but less 2012

GET SLUMPED!
GET ABSOLUTELY SLUMPED!

by wowoitU January 18, 2019

mini-slump

When someone has an average to below average sized penis that has a slight and ever so gentle curve to left.

Man that guy taking a whiz next to me in the urinals must have been in a mini-slump due to the slight and ever so gentle curve to the left.

by king_kongman12 March 20, 2017