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shotgun shack 

The perfect place to go into existential dread over your unbelievably monotonous and average life, all while having a good ol' bop to some 80s tunes.
You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
You may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
You may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
shotgun shack by CocoTheMii January 23, 2021

shotgun haircut 

To shoot one's self in the head using a shotgun.
Kurt Cobain gave himself a shotgun haircut.

Shotgun Face Lift

To blow someone's head off with 12 gauge buckshot.

Usually said to one of two people:

A. Someone who is extremely unpleasant to be around. A.K.A. a douche bag.

or.

B. A person that is soo hideous that the only way to improve their looks is to blow their head off.
Francis: Wow, that girl is extremely ugly.

Cindy: I'll say! That bitch needs a Shotgun Face Lift.

Francis: I've got a few rounds of buckshot left in my truck. I'll be right back.
Shotgun Face Lift by zachary_MIDWEST November 15, 2009

shotgun challenge

declared in a fight for shotgun (front seat of a car). when the car is in sight, passenger a yells, "shotgun!" reserving shotgun. in response, passenger b yells, "SHOTGUN CHALLENGE!" as soon as the second statement is declared, the two competitors must drop their pants to their ankles and run to the car as fast as they can. the first person to the car with their pants still around their ankles wins and gets to sit in shotgun.
*car comes into plain view*

passenger a: "shotgun!"
passenger b: "SHOTGUN CHALLENGE!"

*passenger a + b simutaneously drop pants and race towards car creating an amusing spectacle for all to see*

shotgun insurance 

When a couple gets married for health insurance and not love.
They are divorced already? Yeah, she got health insurance at her new job so she canceled her shotgun insurance.
shotgun insurance by floorfly November 15, 2010

shotgun gaper 

One who is willing to do anything and everything to get to that point where he can legally call "shotgun."
Mike is a shotgun gaper. He's been riding shotgun for two months straight now.
shotgun gaper by Panda T. September 1, 2006