Shit Faced

Being really drunk and high that you have completely NOOO idea what you are doing.

she was so shit faced, instead off calmly getting of the bus, like a sober young lady would do, she fell off..

by lulface December 15, 2012

Shitface

A person who has shit on his/her face or a giant douche.

Fucking Frank, I hate Frank. He is such a shitface.

by Fredo Corleone May 26, 2014

shitface

Just another word for that inbred retarded niggerfuck OBAMA.

You see that? Aint that the shitface nigger fuck that was leading our country down the fucking drain?

Sure was, I really hope somebody shoots that fucking shitface niggerfuck in the head. The shitface inbred retarded niggerfuck deserves to be 5 feet underground.

by OBAMA=INBREDNIGGERFUCK4FATCA September 13, 2022

Shit Faced

When a plumber snakes a live sewer line to clear a stoppage and is sprayed in the face with "solids" when removing the snake from the line.

Alternate Definition: Any situation in which "solid wastes" are placed on the face.

"I pulled this toilet to snake the flange and totally got shit faced afterwards. It's not my day today."

by JoePlumber April 13, 2010

shit-faced

or to be stoned off your arse

by Anonymous September 25, 2002

shitface cockmaster

One who maintains a high standard of acting like a tool. Usually found in libraries and police stations.

Harry, you're such a shitface cockmaster for making that volcano science project.

by almighty jed April 26, 2006

shit-faced

The act of smoking weed and drinking until you vomit in your pants and pass out on the steps.

Justin smokes until he is shit-faced everynight.

by Justin March 17, 2003