The act of a boss or manager scheduling you for certain shifts so that you avoid working along side someone you are trying to have sex with. Cock blocking you by giving you bad shifts.
Man, there's this new girl at work who is so hot! But I never work with her, my manager is always shift blocking me.
by Shambles299 October 3, 2011

A phrase used in the North of Ireland to fill in gaps in conversations. If you can't think of anything to say, just say SHIFT MA!
Also used to convey excitement about something.
Also used to convey excitement about something.
by aseyjokelak May 15, 2008

A "Cake Shift" is a restaurant term for an very easy shift. It is typically used to describe a slower shift but is also used to talk about a shift that went so smoothly that you didn't have to think much as you completed the shift.
Tom: How was last night at the restaurant?
Steve: We were so organized and ready for pop, it was a cake shift.
Steve: We were so organized and ready for pop, it was a cake shift.
by DaRestaurant Guy March 9, 2017

by Spit Man March 16, 2023

Second shift is the tedious parts of human existence that you must complete after you have already worked a full day. This includes food shopping, paying bills, laundry, cleaning, etc.
Them: Hey let's go hit the pub after work today.
Me: I really can't - second shift hits after work today....
Them: Second shift?
Me: all the crap you have to day at home after work - second shift is exhausting.
Me: I really can't - second shift hits after work today....
Them: Second shift?
Me: all the crap you have to day at home after work - second shift is exhausting.
by Siouxsie Supertramp March 14, 2021

2 German hardstyle rockstars consisting of Ole Baehr & Connor Kratz who are making new waves in the hardstyle scene with their pop punk/metal trap crossover styles into their tracks, a first in hardstyle history ever in 2022
All of their stuff are made from scratch. The lyrics, insturments, vocals and other track elements all are self made by them
On stage, they have their own DYSTOPIA live act as well which has been showcased at Shockerz and Defqon.1 in 2022 alone and more events yet to come.
The experience of every DYSTOPIA liveset by them is surreal and keeps you wanting more of it.
Popular tracks includes : SAME AGAIN, BREAK THE FALL, 666, ENTROPY and etc..
Watch out for them in 2023 as they bring new heat to the scene and expect the best materials from this amazing German duo!!
All of their stuff are made from scratch. The lyrics, insturments, vocals and other track elements all are self made by them
On stage, they have their own DYSTOPIA live act as well which has been showcased at Shockerz and Defqon.1 in 2022 alone and more events yet to come.
The experience of every DYSTOPIA liveset by them is surreal and keeps you wanting more of it.
Popular tracks includes : SAME AGAIN, BREAK THE FALL, 666, ENTROPY and etc..
Watch out for them in 2023 as they bring new heat to the scene and expect the best materials from this amazing German duo!!
Homie : Bro have you seen DYSTOPIA live by Riot Shift? They were amazing on stage fr no cap
Me : hell yeahh good rockstar shiet!! LESSGOO AR GANG🤘🤙
Me : hell yeahh good rockstar shiet!! LESSGOO AR GANG🤘🤙
by whitemirrors November 18, 2022

When you have to take a shit so bad you shift around to a position where it doesn’t feel like shit is going to pool out of you unintentionally
Chris: “I HAVE TO POO SO BAD ITS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF ME RIGHT NOW”
Also Chris: “oh wait. If I shit shift real fast I’m in a better position. I now don’t feel like I’m about to dookie my pants :)”
“Man shit shifting is such a gift”
Also Chris: “oh wait. If I shit shift real fast I’m in a better position. I now don’t feel like I’m about to dookie my pants :)”
“Man shit shifting is such a gift”
by Nukemars April 8, 2023
