Sharded

How fucking retarded people say "sharted" which is a mixture of the words shit and fart. The people who say sharded are just the kinds of people who say "libery" and "amblance".

Retard: "Yo that dude just totally sharded!"

Person who understands how words work: "You mean 'sharted'?"

by babykiller111 November 15, 2010

50 Shades of Grey

( based on the novel by E.L. James)

a) the multiple facets of one's psychological profile/personality.

b) a more extensive repertoire- than even the Kama Sutra- of all the possible sexual positions,kinks and fetishes known to mankind throughout history and around the world.

even if you don't have all the 50 Shades of Grey , definition b), in your bag, don't worry; be more concerned with the 50 Shades of Grey definition a), when choosing your friends.

by Sexydimma May 10, 2015

shades

Insulting name for police in Limerick, Ireland

I committed a crime so I had to hide from the shades

by gaz January 5, 2005

shades of control

a band from delano Minnesota that owns all other bands

if i could i would chili dog with shades of control.

by Keanu Reeves April 24, 2005

Shade

Insulting someone indirectly.

Maria threw shade at Sally for what she wore to the party.

by Project S March 1, 2018

Swagger Shades

A pair of sun glasses that is so fresh that they can not be described how swagger that they are.

When Tyler put on his Swagger Shades he couldn't be touched he was so fresh.

by Ty Magee May 23, 2010

Fifty Shaded

When you go home with someone after a night at the club, bar, party or meeting via Tinder, only to find out that they are into some weird/kinky/BDSM shit and intend to play it out with you. Applies best when you aren't aware of this beforehand and are taken by surprise, and especially when you can't back out.

Susan: Did you have a good night with that guy Chad?

Jessica: No...I got to his place and he brought out chains and whips.

Susan: Ooooh, you got fifty shaded!
Jessica: SHUT UP you have no idea what I went through!

by Stiffofdeth October 2, 2016