Sensei Gandhi

To be the best of the best
Be the most skilled amongst others

Cristiano Ronaldo has the desire to be the SENSEI GANDHI of the pitch

by Sensei II November 29, 2020

Sense makes

A response to someones spewing some absolute shite that makes no sense

Max: “stand in a straight circle”
Billy: “yeh, sense makes”

by Ducas123 March 24, 2021

textual sensory perception

The tendency to take your cell phone out of your pocket just as you are about to receive a text.

Hey, I don't have any mess-- Woah, I just got a text from Craig! I have textual sensory perception, man.

by Nuju September 15, 2010

White Sensei Beard

When a women gives oral and pulls out of a women's mouth at the very last second and ejaculates on the women's chin, dripping down horizontally so that the thick cum repels down like a pointed beard.

"Last night, my girlfriend was giving me head, and as i pulled out, she had a White Sensei beard. Sorta made me think she was actually asian."

by xHorderlands January 12, 2012

Step-Sensei

Dim-witted, Jabroni stepfather who was once a lame karate instructor.

My mom married my karate sensei when I was 9, hence, he became my Step-Sensei.

by DouglasQuaid September 5, 2012

comic sense

It's like your ability to sense humor in situations. Like common sense, but for jokes.

Guy A: "Dude I totally banged that hot chick last night at the partt! Then we both flew to the Sun and tanned!
Guy B: "Sweet, I wish I pulled as much as you!"
Guy A: "Bro. I was obviously joking. Do you not have any comic sense?"

by theRealCookieMonster November 8, 2013

a sense of urgency

A motivated state of action.

When the car's tire went flat on the way to work, the owner felt a sense of urgency to repair it.

by Howie@Mor January 30, 2018