Scoliosis

A painfull thing that happens when your spine is not straight. Sometimes it causes a muscle to be pushed forward like it did for me. Sometimes resulting in a brace or worse, this is going to happen to me in the near future, surgery.

Bob: whoa! Are you pregnant from behind or something?!
Carolyn: no! I have scoliosis!
Bob: scolio-what?

by Astrid haddock ❤️❤️❤️ May 30, 2018

schlimmie

Splooging in your heterosexual partner's butthole then taking the residue and rubbing it above your lip. Like Dirty Sanchez only different ingredients.

My wife isn't into schlimmie as much as i would like her to be.

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

Schliem

To spend money in an alarming fashion for no reason, usually with impaired thoughts due to alcoholism. Often, the person cannot recall where this money went.

I decided to schliem and buy a stripper for me and Brad tonight.
I really went schliem and spent $200 dollars on shots for people I don't know and I didn't even get laid.
Man, next time I schliem you gotta tell me. I spent $483 dollars on video poker at the bar, then I accused everyone at the bar of stealing my money.

by Geoff Jenkins April 7, 2008

Schlib

Verb: to express extreme pleasure or displeasure with an eye-rolling, finger curling jitter.

Louise Schlibs whenever she sees Mathew.

by massimoduti March 7, 2018

Schling schlong

When you get a rebound on 2k or rocket league you schling it down to your partner who then proceeds to schlong it into the goal.

Mathis: yo Cole schling it!!!!
Cole: schlinging!!!
Mathis: schlongggg!!!
Cole and mathis: schling schlong ok!

by Mduncan3 January 31, 2019

Scoliosis

Curvature of the spine. When seen on an X-Ray, it's a S or C shape. Scoliosis does not stop you from living a normal life. Pain could be involved, but not normally. About 2% of the population has it, and more in females. Idiopathic is the prevalent cause. Nurses screen you during school before or during 5th grade when you begin puberty. Severity of scoliosis vary by degrees. Over 40 is when you should need surgery, or not. Listen to your orthopedist. Often, you don't feel pain at all. Exercises to strengthen your backbone could help with progression of scoliosis. Also, scoliosis isn't caused by bad posture or mattresses.

Scoliosis is not a big deal.

by Jenothing January 19, 2008

Scalia

A highly contagious variety of ringworm.

"Eww, you have Scalia on your genitals."

by You Tuber July 5, 2015