Sandy Cheeks

When somebody has sand in between there ass cheeks or up there asshole making them grumpy and angry.

Jessica: YOUR A TOTAL MCDOUCHE N HUMP!!!
Jon: Smells like the beach!
Matt: She has sandy cheeks!!

Jessica: FUCK YOU MATT!
Stephan: Want me to suck the sand out?
Luke: Ill get the vacuum!

Sandy Cheeks by Snifferpitz June 6, 2009

sandy storm 

When you're doing a girl on the beach and then right as you finish you pull out, grab a handful of sand, and throw it in her face and run.

Simone was so shocked when I pulled a sandy storm on her.

sandy storm by Frank Zamora July 14, 2008

Sandy Melvin 

When a couple is having sex on the beach, the guy dips the head of his wet dick in the sand, and then fucks the girl or recieves oral.

A.K.A. "The Margarita Glass" when done with salt.

"Dude, why is Paris Hilton walking all bull-legged and junk?"

"Last night in Malibu, that bitch got so drunk she let Ron Jeremy give her the Sandy Melvin."

"That stupid slut!"

Sandy Melvin by BDReeser August 19, 2007

Sandy Oyster 

This is when you are fucking a fat bitch on the beach and you think you are fucking her big fat stinky pussy but you are really fucking a fold of fat that is filled with slimy moldy crap and sand.

Guy: That was a great fuck. I have never felt a pussy like yours. I always wanted to fuck a fat bitch on the beach. Like a beached whale!

Fat Bitch: I did not feel anything, you were fucking my sandy oyster.

Sandy Oyster by katalveino skelia October 14, 2009

sandy flamer 

while having sex with a girl on the beach light her pubic hair on fire and try to put it out using the sand.

Dude i was fuckin the brains out of sara on the beach and gave that bitch a sandy flamer cause shes such a jew. She got 3rd degree burns, it was awesome.

sandy flamer by michael c. m. c. May 9, 2007

Sandy hook 

The elementary school that got shot up by an autistic fag

friend: do you know about sandy hook?
Me: yep

Sandy hook by girly1975 September 2, 2018

Sandy Cheeks

The act of sticking one's penis in sand then proceeding to get a blowjob.
Preferably beach sand, but in a pinch, any will do.

My girlfriend made fun of me for being from Texas, so I took her to the beach and gave her some Sandy Cheeks.

Sandy Cheeks by LemanRuss February 16, 2017