loose salsa

An alternative, more hillbilly way to describe a salsa made with fresh ingredients (pico de gallo or salsa fresca); unlike other salsas made with tomato sauce/paste to thicken the consistency of it.

"Nothing quite beats a slow-cooked hobo-scramble with lots of black pepper flakes and loose salsa."

"Can I geet some of der' loose salsa for mi tacohs?"

by supereboy February 4, 2021

Mexican Salsa Dip

A sexual term used when a male and a female are having sexual intercourse and the female is a having her period. The period consists of blood and chunks. When the male sticks his penis inside the vagina it is the mexican salsa dip as he gets his dick covered in chunky, blood.

Dude, last night i had sex. Fun at first until i realized it was a mexican salsa dip.

by Big Bill Ball Sack June 6, 2012

Salsa Waffles

Refers to the terrible food combination of salsa with waffles, usually by people with psychopathic tendencies. Used metaphorically to describe something which is in incredibly poor taste or nonsensical.

"This car is spec'd horribly, the colors are horrendous. Whoever chose this must like salsa waffles."

by Unapologetic Moose October 28, 2023

Salsa cuck

Watching your partner get hot and heavy with a Latin salsa partner while you watch from the sidelines.

I went dancing with my girlfriend but she found someone better than me. I got salsa cucked.

by SalsaCuckOG January 31, 2024

Salsa Baby

When you save up hot sauce packets in a paper bag. When you have enough that it weighs the same amount as a baby, You have made a salsa baby.

Y'all need to get that Diablo Sauce from the Salsa Baby. OK sugar?

by Buttercup Shinkicker April 5, 2023

forbidden salsa

the unspeakable fluid that drips within a woman's underwear liners . a substitute name to be used rarely in case of it being used in public.

'MUM THE FORBIDDEN SALSA IS BACK GET THE PADS'

by ducky boi (youtub) May 9, 2023

salsa boy

the act of taking a glass jar of salsa and smashing it over someone else's head and then yelling 'Salsa Boy!' afterwards

"Holy shit did you guys see Nate Banks covered in tostitos salsa today?!"
"Yeah, he must have gotten salsa boy'd during lunch!"

by BigTerry88 November 30, 2023