To masterbate while doing the salsa.
Hey bro, I caught my dad doing a salsa wank last night. It’s put me right off strictly come dancing!
by Scat man dave February 17, 2018
Get the Salsa wankmug. When a moroccan uses his spanish speaking knowledge to trick some dumb white people to think they're mexican.
Then they sell salsa from the sketchy corner shop down the road and pretend it's exotic.
Then they sell salsa from the sketchy corner shop down the road and pretend it's exotic.
Stacy: OMG my asshole burned like a charmander last night
Cole: Must have been a moroccan salsa, that shit makes the relationship with you and your toilet worse than jew and Hitler.
Cole: Must have been a moroccan salsa, that shit makes the relationship with you and your toilet worse than jew and Hitler.
by can u let a nigga borrow a pen December 11, 2023
Get the Moroccan salsamug. by samsonQP January 14, 2008
Get the husky salsamug. The unequivocal and unanimous craving for custard while sweating intensely, most common post coitus.
by Billy_bob101 June 11, 2021
Get the Jamaican Salsamug. An alternative, more hillbilly way to describe a salsa made with fresh ingredients (pico de gallo or salsa fresca); unlike other salsas made with tomato sauce/paste to thicken the consistency of it.
"Nothing quite beats a slow-cooked hobo-scramble with lots of black pepper flakes and loose salsa."
"Can I geet some of der' loose salsa for mi tacohs?"
"Can I geet some of der' loose salsa for mi tacohs?"
by supereboy February 4, 2021
Get the loose salsamug. the act of taking a glass jar of salsa and smashing it over someone else's head and then yelling 'Salsa Boy!' afterwards
"Holy shit did you guys see Nate Banks covered in tostitos salsa today?!"
"Yeah, he must have gotten salsa boy'd during lunch!"
"Yeah, he must have gotten salsa boy'd during lunch!"
by BigTerry88 November 30, 2023
Get the salsa boymug. by cool salsa December 10, 2018
Get the salsamug.