SATs

Standard Ass Titties. Usually B cup.

Jack: "Maggie over there is at least a B cup."
Bill: "Yea man, she has got some straight SATs."

by The Jug Tuggler June 29, 2010

Slats

Ribs of the human body

That guys an ass, somebody should kick his slats in!

by nekbone April 7, 2008

We're not dating seats

The empty seats at a table when you are sitting with a member of the opposite gender to broadcast to the world that the two of you are not in fact dating.

Because of the rumors that I was dating her were flying around campus, we chose a larger table in the middle of the cafeteria because it had the requisite we're not dating seats.

by davidford December 14, 2008

stats

n.pl. Statutory Notices pasted on hardboard and erected on lamp columns by the local council in advance of parking restrictions/roadworks etc.

I had to put some stats up on Thornbury road for the roadworks next week

by DanEvans April 9, 2010

Slats

Women that dress up as slutty cats, hence sl/ats Usually seen during Halloween time, but hoes will be hoes no matter the time of the year.

Leanne was at a halloween party with a bunch of slats.

by Shawty#3 November 2, 2011

Slats

To say goodbye to a person

- A simplification of the phrase "see you laters"

"see you later Seano!", "yeah, slats bud"

by SeanoPrawno November 10, 2011

Slats

A slats is any poor pathetic soul who is denied by the same girl more than three times in one Day. A slats often decides to ask the girl out because she has shown him some small form of kindness such as saying hello to him when they pass each other in the halls, and has mistaken this for a sign of affection.

Mike: Dude I met this wicked hot chick at the club. I think I'm gonna ask her for her digits.

Frank: Didn't she already turn you down three times today?

Mike: Ya bro, but the fourth time’s the charm.

Frank: You’re a total slats.

by Frank is a G October 7, 2009