Worst Shock Site

Some of the craziest shock sites ever. Here is a run-down of all the crazy shit on these shock sites.
1guy1jar - A video of a man slowly getting down on a glass jar, until it breaks and he starts bleeding everywhere.
Dancingsnake.com - Basically, it's a sexual GIF.
Meatspinnetwork - Every fucking shock site you could imagine.
Worst picture EVAR - A long, long, long, long, picture containing gore and porn.
Overall, the worst one is Worst Picture Evar and Offended.

Guy 1: What's the worst shock site?
Guy 2: Dancingsnake.com
Guy 3: No! It's 1guy1jar
Guy 2: You are wrong. It's The Pain Series.
Guy 4: All of you are wrong. It is 2girls1cup.
Guy 2 and 3: NOOOO!!!!!
Guy 1: I don't know which one to believe.
Lua: Me neither.

by LuaGunsX December 21, 2022

target shock

a strategy in the game Mario Kart to use the lightning bolt, commonly known as the shock, on the player in first place and shock them over a jump that will end in the player having to be dragged out by Lakitu

G8 NOVA target shocked SaiX on Bowser's Castle 64.

by Gonzalo Barrios June 3, 2016

orgasmic shock

When a male ejaculates multiple times a day, causing the heart to stop at another climax.

During Destroy Dick December, Toby nutted so hard he went into orgasmic shock and died in his mom's water bed!

by Swagertooth Tiger November 13, 2017

syllabus shock

When a college class is moving quickly and you are still recovering from looking at the syllabus and it looks like an immense amount of work.

Oh man I cannot even focus, I am still in syllabus shock.

by Tre Stewart February 3, 2009

Nigger-shock

When you're lost while driving and suddenly realize you're in an area infested with niggers.

You can imagine our nigger-shock when we took a wrong turn off the interstate and soon realized we were in a neighborhood inhabited by niggers.

by larry Major In Omaha September 24, 2012

awk shock

The stomach-turning shock that fills your body when you notice that someone who are awkward with (ie a previous hook up, or some one that you are embarrassed to be around) is in the vicinity. An awk shock may lead to a feeling of fear and nervousness, and the act of squealing, running, ducking, or hiding to avoid the awkwardness.

I had a full-blown awk shock when I turned around to see that the person who I hooked up with last week was standing right in front of me in the dining hall.

by lschurme March 25, 2009

intergolactic shock

when someone has a heart attack of some sort because another person was joking about something serious...when it really wasn't.

boy: dude your mom just died..
girl: WHAT!? *girl has heart attack/intergolactic shock*
boy: ahhaha i was just kiddin yo.

by urgayy April 23, 2009