inuit seal clubber 

An icy handjob invented in Nunavut that is given while wearing a chain glove that is wet so that the glove eventually freezes to the subjects penis.

"Oooh!! kyle! you give the best inuit seal clubbers!"

inuit seal clubber by igloo.lover.seal.clubber January 28, 2015

Dirty seal 

A particularly catty, pretentious breed of private school girl that dumps on everyone because they're under the false impression that they're hot shit.

Sick cunt 1: "Look at her sipping her skim macciato talking to Carloff about the perils of sociology."

Sick cunt 2:"Fucking Dirty Seal."

Dirty seal by Cady XIII April 25, 2009

Navy SEAL 

A member of the most elite military force in the world. Goes through the toughest military training in the world, BUD/S (this lasts for 6 months and has the highest failure rate of any military force 75%-80% on average.) SEAL is an acronym that stands for Sea, Air, and Land. Those are the three areas that they can come from and fight in. After BUD/S they must complete SQT (SEAL qualification training) which includes army airborne training, and other SEAL training. June 28, 2005 NEVER FORGET.

Three Navy SEALs recently shot and killed 3 pirates from the back of an aircraft carrier to save a prisoner captain In samalia.

Navy SEAL by climbpotato August 21, 2009

Slicker than seal shit 

The best way to describe something cool or unreal as a form of excitement.

The new rims I got for my low profile tires are slicker than seal shit.

Slicker than seal shit by Gramielson November 7, 2012

slippery seal 

when getting a woman doggy style on a linoleum floor; before she has an orgasim the man reaches down and screams "orf orf!" and proceeds to knock her hands out from under her, hitting her face on the floor.

she thought her floors were nice till I gave her the slippery seal.

slippery seal by Clark, T May 2, 2006

retarded seal

a person who acts very similar to a seal that is retarded.they yelp in a strange way that is best summed up by arf arf arf. this bizarre creature has a fetish of touching butts that are covered in butter. mating rituals for this animal are on a creeper level- they punch the face of the person that they want to mate with. scary I know.

kathi: arf arf arf
Sam: oh god its a retarded seal
Ethan: what the fists!
Matt: OW it punched me in the face!
Sam: FACE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

retarded seal by formally known as cathy January 15, 2010

Navy SEAL 

Crazy ass mofos who will fuck you up anywhere any time any place

WTF y think u a Navy SEAL or some shit?

Navy SEAL by Mr.X December 9, 2002