Scrunch Face

When someone has a distressed look on their face as if having an extremely painful orgasm. Retard orgasm face. Looks as if they jack-off with 36 grit sandpaper or any other painful substance.

Why is his face all scrunched up like that. It looks like he jacks off with Icy Hot.

Guy 1: My girlfriend has been calling my scrunch face for the last few weeks.
Guy 2: Why is that
Guy 1: Because of my apparently weird face I make when I nut

by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011

scratchies

the unshaven hair on your face, esp. annoying to a b-f or a g-f.

Stop it!!! Your scratchies are so annoying!

by MYOB May 19, 2001

scrunch

A scrotum with 0 or 1 testicle inside. See also chach bag.

After Mr. Garrison's vaginoplasty, his scrunch turned into a pussy.

Man, that guy who looks like a caveman is such a little bitch, I bet he has a scrunch.

by Probably the Best Beer in the World April 30, 2007

scrunchi

the elastic part of your butthole

i call my butthole my scrunchi!! (like the hair tie)

by ?wtf? November 17, 2011

oven crunchies

Umm...in UK they aka Potato Gems, in Oklahoma they call them Tater Tots. Ore Ida are the best.

I ate my oven crunchies with ketchup and a chili dog

by Andy Bigbie December 2, 2007

SCRUNKLIES

The best people in the world I must say

Person 1: “omg they are literally the best ppl ever”
Person 2: “IK RIGHT THEYRE MY LITTLE SCRUNKLIES I LOVE THEM SM”

by stinky9000 September 27, 2021

crunchie

Aspirin or other pain reliever.

I been poppin crunchies all morning for this headache.

by Robert Gillogly July 25, 2006