Schema

Noun - Sperm, Semen, Etc.
Noun - Ice Cream

1. Ms. Guillory took a huge load of schema to the face.
2. Dude, chocolate schema is so good.

by eldanesh May 17, 2007

pyramid scheme

illegal money-making arrangement where great wealth is promised, usually in a relatively short period of time.
very few people, if anyone, end up making any money, and in fact end up GIVING money in their vain hope of striking it rich.

there are many organizations which are, in reality,legalized versions of the pyramid scheme - Amway is probably the most well known and has been around the longest.

by James January 22, 2004

Scheming

(v.) to try to get a girl by any means necessary particularly by being sly or sneaky

Ben: Yo me and my girlfriend just broke up two nights ago

John: Well damn that's why Joe was scheming so hard on her at the party last night

by Neb Movies December 12, 2015

scheme

To plan to do something to get someones money, most often by cheating

"And the girls that been scheming, gonna get creamed when I" -- The Gravediggaz

by AC February 5, 2004

Portuguese Scramble

In order to correctly pull of the "Portuguese Scramble" one must crack 3 to 4 eggs into a woman's vagina and/or butthole (often times a funnel is needed for this procedure to be performed adequately). Next, one must use one's penis and/or penis-like appendage as a sort of plunging whisk and penetrate the woman's egg laden orifice. After "scrambling" the eggs adequately, one must then instruct the egg burdened woman to squat over a hot skillet and push the freshly scrambled eggs into the aforementioned skillet. Cook until eggs are fluffy. Add Salt, pepper, and semen to taste. Enjoy.

"Perhaps for breakfast my girlfriend and I can whip you up a quick Portuguese Scramble."

by Dewmore D. Didwell September 6, 2013

Jam Scram

A person who is addicted to perc 30's but can't afford them. You can find them at parties asking for a bump and they'll get you back. They can be spotted by looking nervous and shaky. They are the cheebah hawks of percocets. This person is usually really stingy, always trying to bum somethin such as a cigarette mainly Newport, a hit from a bowl, or simply a small line.

"Dude hide that 30 Tony's coming over" "ya man Tony is a total jam scram"

by camhcaz17 April 5, 2010

schemer

Someone who is always trying to pull a fast one, or get bye through shady methods.

"Tim came over last night looking to get high off my shit!"

"Man, he is such a schemer!"

by El-Higgo December 26, 2005