tps reports

Timeslot Propagation Statistics (TPS) reports - how you account to your boss for what you've been doing all day.

For lawyers it is the same as so-called "billable hours".

by Sputnik September 9, 2004

The Colbert Report

Pronounced with silent T's at the end of both words.

The Colbert Report is a television show on Comedy Central that airs at 11:30 PM, Eastern Time. Starring Stephen Colbert, the show makes fun of media pundits who comment on news stories.

line that starts every show: "This is the Colbert Report!"

by aaronak May 13, 2006

repoire

Stupid people use this word when they mean "rapport".

". . . Given our 'repoire' I know your intention in saying it was not to make me laugh."

by WordNazi September 7, 2007

reporter laugh

When an athlete at a press conference says something mildy amusing and the reporter's attending force laughter like it was the greatest line ever dropped.

Barely literate athlete: "You know, coach came in the locker room and, you know, he was pretty mad so I said, "Chill dog."

Semi-retarded reporters: "HAHAHAHAHA forced reporter laugh"

by Shotgun Hobo August 20, 2012

Pennsylvania Weather Report

In Pennsyl-tucky, denizens, often impoverished, indigent, shiftless, or simply apathetic, must resort to near neolithic forms of obtaining information, such as the weather.

Also may refer to any simplistic method of obtaining something, information or otherwise, rather than performing an actual event involving even minimal effort.

(In the heart of State College, Pennsylvania's intellectual cortex)
Ryan- What's the weather like today?
Jeff- Dunno, I'll get the Pennsylvania weather report
~Jeff leans out the window, sees Mike~
Jeff- Mike, what's the weather like?
Mike- (shrugs) Kinda chilly

by Sanduskied October 15, 2012

Anthony Friedli snitches on Saad for a police report for gay thugs

When you snitch on Saad Ahmdedly for no apperent reason plus due to the face he didn't actually file a hesitant police report plus in due nature it was also you guys you hispanic spic

Anthony Friedli snitches on Saad for a police report for gay thugs
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cops: ok we'll disregard anything that moron anthony friedli has to say why not rape his mouth shut like mexico did with saad ahmdedly

by Gangster Disciples 102 January 22, 2022

Drudge Report

See Propaganda

News articles that have been blown out of proportion or exaggerated to the extreme as to attract and mislead morons. Carries a large Right wing bias offering a depiction of a world that is crumbling because liberals and the rest of non-america are destroying it.

Type of news on drudge report: Sensationalist, Celebrity Drama, Political bias, and some real news. So really his site is like all large news organizations for example like MSNBC, Fox News, Etc.

Drudge Report Headline translation generally: World is ending

by Deadheadbear57 April 3, 2009