Raptor

Pack hunters from the cretaceous period

Also in Jurrasic Park franchise

Raptors are cool

by SRGTGHOST1400 September 8, 2020

Raptor Pilgrim

A prehistoric - colonial creature, with a transplanted human brain, created by the forces of the universe. It is known to have an insatiable thirst for blood and whiskey. The Raptor Pilgrim is seen in exclusively puritan - garb, bonnets and pilgrim hats mostly. They are in fact the true settlers of Plymouth. Although the many may think this, they literally have nothing to with the holiday of Thanksgiving.

Joe: B quick! Raptor Pilgrim.

B: Are we going to MC'S?

Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!

B: Oh snap!

by Andy McDandy November 29, 2011

raptor chicken

The Raptor Chicken, while appearing to be disfigured, moves forward with a continuous stream of unintelligible noises that are reminiscent of a mix between a dying bird and a lost yak. It is my pleasure to indicate my approval of this fascinating creature.

"AAAAHHHEEEEEERHHHQQQEHHHHH EHHHHAAAHHHHHHEEEHAHHH!!" screamed The Raptor Chicken.

by POPPERS CHOOBERS May 25, 2023

Muddy Raptor

When you deficate on a mans penis, then ride his penis

Woman 1:What did you 2 do last night?
Woman 2: He was so kinky. He told me to give him a "Muddy Raptor"

by ADHDperson June 11, 2023

raptor cock

A generalization of a 15 ft long shlong at a young age but when they become adults that shlong wraps around the world causing women to crave dick so much they get impregnated jus by looking at it

“Hey raptor cock”
“Hey sorry for making your mom and sister pregnant”
“ all good man I jus wish I was a raptor like you”

by Bootyhole tickler911 October 23, 2023

Roto-Raptor

What STEM undergrads call the "Rotary Evaporator", because learning the names of all the different forms of lab equipment is hard

"I need to evaporate the DCM out of this solution... What machine do we use for that again? The Roto-Raptor?"

"Oh, you mean the Rotary-Evaporator?"
"RAPTOR LMAO"

by denaliali July 20, 2023

Taco Raptor

Large groups of cackling black birds that gather in parking lots, especially those of fast food restaurants looking for scraps of food and pestering customers with their noise and waste.

Throw the fries you don't eat on the ground for the taco raptors to eat.

by Subsite82 August 22, 2023