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repeat offender

A customer, who habitually returns purchases, for no good reason, other than to be a complete pain in the ass. During the original purchase, they bombard the salesperson, with questions regarding refund and return policies. So frequently and with such conviction, the salesperson can almost predict them coming back within 48 hours or less. This process can possibly go on for months, before it is finally resolved. Easily spotted, because everything they say about the product is jaded and pessimistic.
"That guy's my 'repeat offender'. Send someone else to deal with him. On second, thought? FUCK THAT SHIT. Throw his ass out, and call the cops if me makes a fuss!"
by D. Gould January 13, 2006
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repeater

The male equivalent to a multiple orgasm / squirter / cummer in the female. The male cums more than once in the same fuck, sometimes rapidly - giving the impression of a very much longer than usual jet of hot cum, without losing the erection or resting. The fuck can change position; i.e hand, tits, mouth, ass, pussy, feet, more than one sex partner at the same time etc with hot jets of cum all the way through sex. Even right upto the end!
"A good hard cock and I'll cum buckets but Jeff was something else - an endless stream of hot salty cum. I've landed myself a repeater! Yum, Yum!! I know what I want for lunch!"
by skipper johnson January 6, 2009
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repetitive

persistently continual
Johnny was repetitive
by shoem April 25, 2004
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repeat

an hilarious game played by all state troopers in Vermont. it consists of an officer repeating the words of a previous officer
officer number 1: Good morning, would you mind stepping down from the cab and showing us your licence and registration.

officer number 2: Good morning, would you mind stepping down from the cab and showing us your licence and registration.
by Lord Liger March 24, 2005
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repeat

we never say repeat over the radio because it is a French military code word for "fire artillary"
Wait. The French don't have radios yet.

Nevermind.
by IrishRepublicanArmy December 21, 2003
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repertwat

Everyone you've nailed. Everyone.

Especially counts for ho's, skanks, and sluts, but technically is everyone. (In a pinch, blowjobs count too)
dude 1: 'So you're not mad about <Skank>?'

dude 2: 'Nah man, that bitch was already in my repertwat.'
by EStizzy March 7, 2009
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repantance

Once the streaker's repantance had concluded, he was arrested by the local sheriff and taken off in handcuffs.
by Nick Blair October 22, 2010
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