Prostate Protector 

Slipping one off the wrist, choking that preverbial chicken etc. etc. Now scientifically proven to be good for the health !

"...It's not what you think mum, you just caught me trying to prevent Prostate cancer in later life!!"

"Just nipping up stairs dear for a spot of prostate protection"

Prostate Protector by Big Ash July 25, 2003

protestacular 

A spectacular protest

This magic show will be a protestacular!

protestacular by The Real Matt July 8, 2007

surge protector 

in a situation that finds three men simultaneously having anal sex, with person (a) topping person (b), and person (b) topping person (c), the surge protector refers to the middle person (person b), who is both getting anally penetrated while anally penetrating at the same time. this middle participant in the threesome is in effect transferring power from the person fucking him to the person he is fucking.

yo, that surge protector is fucking and getting fucked at the same time!

surge protector by alfie mellow July 22, 2010

Jehovas witness protection program 

The non-existent government program we wish we were in when you know who comes knocking.

{Ding-Dong}
(Troy) Ah man... (Carl) What? What is it?

(Troy) Just those pesky Jay Dubz.
(Carl) Man, you should get in the Jehovas witness protection program.

Jehovas witness protection program by Cat Narsh May 17, 2011

Protestitute 

A person who earns money by selling their services as a protester, regardless of the cause which the purchasing party is fighting for.

He was little more than a voice for hire, a soulless protestitute with no ideals of his own.

Protestitute by Steff W December 9, 2008

Protext 

An expression or declaration of objection, disapproval, or dissent, in opposition to something via text message

Saying "Say no 2 eatng meat" via text message would be a protext

Protext by NINJuhh October 6, 2009

antiwar protestor 

EITHER- A person who believes that all of the world's problems cannot be solved by bombing
OR - A lazy middle class rich kid with nothing better to do, or a hippie.

Dude- Are you standing outside your school in the buff because you think it is wrong to bomb the shit out of a country that has violated no treaties and has committed no acts of aggression, on falsified evidence, killing 50,000 men women and children?
RICH KID- Nah, because all my friends are, and otherwise i'd have math.

antiwar protestor by Gwando November 9, 2003