Pooner

Someone who was birthed out of someone else's anus.

Eww dude, you smell like a pooner!

by Bolb December 16, 2003

pooner

a person who finds en-joyment in humping cows... NAKED!!!!!

My best friend is a pooner.
Jessica trys to incourage other people to become pooners!

by Jill February 21, 2005

pooner

a person who obliviously excels in stupidity to their own detriment.

a person who when ordering a bottle of shag lager will highlight the word shag in any number of 'amusing' quips. eg 'could i have a shag please barmaid' or 'if i have a shag will you have it with me'- What a Pooner!

by dan and ben February 9, 2003

pooner

The female version of a boner. A female erection, if you will.

I was so excited I got a pooner!

by JennyBirdy August 11, 2010

pooner

More than taking a deuce. A turd that is 6 inches to a foot long reaches out of the toilet water..usually leaves alot of poop streaks on the toilet when it goes down.

I left a pooner in the toilet for you.. it says "Hi" or I dropped a big pooner, man do i feel better!

by Crampy September 30, 2006

Pooner

a middle eastern or indian person.

my boys in the military are over seas right now capping some pooners.

who the fuck brought this pooner to my party?

that fucking pooner at 7-11 overcharged me again!

by 1ftw October 2, 2010

pooner

An erection resulting from a severe need to defecate.

Mike, who's bowels are on the best of days problematic, had a Double Double for dinner and a pooner for the rest of the evening.

by Jagoff August 4, 2007