Pre-toasted

A condition which results from drinking heavily before going out to a social event to "take the edge off" (prior to getting drunk)

Pre-toasted is having four alcoholic beverages at home before meeting your friends to go drinking

by AnubisAscended July 2, 2009

pre-bitch

To complain irritatingly about a future event that may or may not happen.
For example,If we go there, the Sox will lose, you'll get drunk and I'll hate it.
If we have that picnic, it'll be 90 degrees, we'll be attacked by wasps and I'll hate it.
If you buy that, it will wear out, we'll go broke and I'll hate it.

He pre-bitches whenever he suggests doing something he doesn't want to do.
Pre-bitching is really annoying because it brings up imaginary problems to oppose a plan.

by Shhhammo September 6, 2009

Pre-Blaze

to smoke marijuana before hanging out at a friends place to smoke more marijuana.

Nick: Hey broski you want to hit up chad's crib to smoke some bowls?
Rich:Yeah, should we pre blaze beforehand?
Nick: good idea, be over in a second. load the genie

Jimmy: Dang, you guys look faded
Nick: Yeah, we pre-blazed. Rich, load the genie

by TheGoodly1 September 21, 2009

pre-grease

The act of greasing one's body passage or orifice in anticipation of what will surely be the fucking of a lifetime. This term is is rarely used in the literal sense and more often found to be describing acts done to preempt a dire consequence of inaction.

"Dude, the boss will go apeshit if we don't get those reports done for the meeting on Friday"

"Relax, I pre-greased us last week by blaming the computer, we should be good."

by tokyotapes October 30, 2009

Pre-ex

(noun) Relationship term used about a person soon to become a former boyfriend or girlfriend. Usually used when a break-up is (or should be) imminent.

- Is that her boyfriend or her ex?
- They haven't broken up yet, so he's her pre-ex.

by Stridspinglan April 11, 2010

Pre-mature Austin

A pre-mature teenager that gets caught and is praised by parent for looking up porn, cause he forgets to erase the history.

"I heard that kid is a Pre-mature Austin."

"I hope I never become a Pre-mature Austin that would be embarrasing."

"Just don't forget to erase the history and you will be alright."

by Longrod Johnson April 14, 2010

pre-erackulation

Occurs during a game of beer pong, when the opposite teams calls for a "re-rack" of their cups clearly before they are ready for a "re-rack".

The drunk girls' team yelled out "re-rack" to their teammates during a game of beer pong when they had 9 cups still sitting on the table, showing they were suffering from a bad case of pre-erackulation!

by Crackerbag April 15, 2010