a person who only eats food the color of his skin or lighter. he gets very upset when you accuse him of things he has done. Porter has negative rizz and most porters will never experience romantic love of any sort (unless it is with a dog)
by Tuckmeat November 30, 2022

someone who has a small pp, listens to metal because he tries to act cool, and always has a bad haircut
porter
by mommamiaballs September 13, 2022

by the one who pegs February 11, 2024

Fuck me I got Porter’d by another Nigerian Prince Email
That guy just taken my last chip ... Porter Bastard
I love him so much ... he’s porter’d my heart
That guy just taken my last chip ... Porter Bastard
I love him so much ... he’s porter’d my heart
by BLUEYEDB October 30, 2020

2 definitions in one yay
Destiny is the type of girl who would die for something I don't know but something
Porter sounds like potter and that's cool
Destiny is the type of girl who would die for something I don't know but something
Porter sounds like potter and that's cool
by snad undtail March 7, 2019
