Popsicles

1) A euphemism for swearing
2) An attempt of cursing without the abrasive language

Example 1;
Jeremiah: "They say it's gonna rain today, ya'll"
Kizziah: "Ah, popsicles"

Example 2;
Samuel: "Would you care to join me for a truncated dinner and walk then extensive festivities in the bedroom?"
Kizziah: "No, I would not. I have plans with my relations"
Samuel: "Popsicles, another time then"

by Siminyakamungasirchewi October 14, 2013

popsicle sex

Shoving a Popsicle in a girls vagina

I had popsicle sex last night

by ghaf February 10, 2017

popsicle princess

A bitch that never lost her virginity and loves to suck dat rocket. All flavors.

Nah man dont fuck with her, she just a Popsicle Princess

by The McQuiston March 9, 2017

sex popsicle

A really hot sexy guy. So hot you might wanna lick him. Like popsicle.

Damn, Ethan is so hot! He's a total sex popsicle!

by Dubl E October 15, 2011

Canadian popsicle

A Canadian popsicle is when a guy jizzes in a girls hair after sex and then she proceeds outside into the Canadian tundra (-degree weather) as the jizz freezes she sucks the now froze jizz clump “popsicle” off her hair ;)

Guy 1: I gave Sarah a Canadian popsicle last night and I swear it made me double nut

Guy 2: oh geez Louise that’s better then winning a free double double of roll up the rim at timmies eh bud

by Ebony and ivory January 21, 2019

sucks dick like popsicles on a Sunday

this is the greatest possible compliment that you can give a woman after receiving oral sex or when later referring to the girl who performed oral sex on you. it is only to be used as a term of endearment. using this term in a negative connotation should result in all of your friends shunning you for the remainder of the day.

note: oral sex does not have to be performed on sunday for the term to be used.

Mick: wow, that girl i met last night sure sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday.

Manny: really?

Mick: yeah, she was the best i have ever had.

by Scott likes Scotch May 25, 2008

Delaware Chocolate popsicle

The act of Butt hole penetration (hers) via fingers and having women lick them. Or suck on them if you want to give a vanilla swirl cream in her mouth first or after

guy 1: "Hey did you hear, she apparently has a taste for Delaware chocolate posicle's,"

guy 2: "eww shes dirty"

Delaware Chocolate popsicle

by Matty Zizzle February 24, 2009